User:Oor mate vlad

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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland Dinnae teach his Granny tae suck eggs.

This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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