User:Ookie

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Ookie is usually found munching on a cookie while he squeezes out a dookie. Occasionally he plays hookie from work, choosing to stay home with his good friend Chewie the wookie. He is rarely found with his head in a bookie, as he is illerate scum.

It is not known whether he has ever had nookie (although all reports would indicate he hasn't and is unlikely ever to).


thanks for that :) Ookie 13:16, 21 December 2006 (UTC)