User:Omicronpersei8
Omicronpersi8 is a retared howler monkey, who sold his gramma to terrorists for a piece of microwavable bacon. Then paraded around and kicked puppies and beat babies, earning in his rank as the fifth lietenant of Hellmo.
He was deposed in 1793 by Bob, who declared himself supreme Burger King. Omicronpersei8 formulated his revenge. This was carried out on July 325th. No one survives to remember the event, not because it was brutal, but because it was a really long time ago. With his new power as Holy Roman Burger Master, he invaded Finland. The war was finished on next wednesday, ending with the capitulation of Sir Burgermyster LLIIIVVXX.
Following the crushing victory, Omicron turned to drinkning and was finally arrested to indecent exposure in a McDonalds. Then he asploded!
