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Well, Hi, I'm your friendly Co-Anchor Oliver O'Reilly... I'm very much active in the UnNews section of the site; it is in fact un-officially now my own personal Monopoly, well, I'd like to think it was, but it's probably more just one of those passing obsessions fortunately.

Ok, it's war. If anybody writes a vanity article, or a few pieces of cruft then your ass is banned for 36 hours... no more kid gloves, if you actually care about writing for uncyclopedia then get your ass onto IRC and tell me so and a few ground rules will be explained followed by you getting unbanned and allowed to continue on your merry... if you and a bunch of school friends are messing around, then the IP will be indefinitely banned since clearly you're supposed to be getting on with schoolwork; but if you really care, then when you get home, create an account for yourself and login with it at school to be able to edit.

If I ban you for whatever reason and you have an issue, then come on IRC and we can resolve the issue amicably.