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Static Cling Cats[edit | edit source]
On October 4, 2003 a Japanese scientist, Suzuki Toyota, was petting his cat. He sat watching Pokemon when he had a great idea. We later interviewed him to hear his story.
"So Toyota, what gave you the idea of making your cat cling to things?"
Toyota spoke very little English but he had a translator to tell him then he would tell us in...fast broken English.
"I was sitting on couch when I had a very good idea. I found my fingers being shocked. That gave me the idea of making it extremely able to make static cling."
"How did you get your cat to stick?"
"By static cling."
".....How did you enhance the chances of your cat clinging to stuff?"
"...Balloons."
He later demonstrated his technique. He brought his cat (Subaru) and set him on the couch. He got a blue balloon and rubbed it vigorously on the cat.
"Watch what happens when I pick him up and put him down on couch."
Instantly the cat stuck to the couch meowing.
"Does it hurt him?"
"....I don't think so."
He did many demonstrations including: the couch, the carpet, a sock, the wall, and unbelievably the ceiling. By the time it was over the cats looked like a puff ball.
He later showed that he could stick the cat to the one of his dogs.
He applied common sense with....butter. And came up with anti-gravity cats.
-Okatoo Newsweek Tokyo >October 6, 2003<