User:Occono/I need to create a page

My stomach hurts and there's a gun at my head.

I need to make this page.

Your bandwidth means nothing compared to my life! He's going to kill me!

So just suck it up.

And it needs to have a duck in it.

And Lee Harvey Oswald playing the Banjo!

And to be funny I guess! Oh nevermind, his gun's unloaded. I'll just tear his head off then. Bye bye.