User:Obama Guy/Pandora's Box, soon to be opened

26 December 2009

Athens, Greece -- Early yesterday morning, what archeologist believe to be Pandora's Box was unearthed for the first time in approximately 8,600 years. It was found in a hidden chamber 10 feet under a shrine to the greek god Hades in Athens. Inscribed on the lid was the greek word for "evil".

Scientists plan to open the box on New Years eve in a science lab in Rome who's exact location is kept secret by the government. While the scientists say that the box will be reopened in a completely safe setting, some disagree. They believe that the evil in the box will escape from "just the lab" and spread through the world unleashing an evil that could only be dreamed of.

If the box really does contain the evil that some imagine, earth may very likely be destroyed, and we are trusting the government with our lives when they say that no harm will be done. Could this be the end of our world!?!-Italian Scientist