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Disposing of nuclear material was an ongoing problem, solved in 2010 in Prague. Russia and the United States signed a treaty limiting the prolife number of nucleyoor weapons. President Putin asked, "What do we do with the radioactive material?" President Obama answered, with the "can-do" mentality that only Americans have: "Just flush it down the toilet. That's what we always do with things we don't want." Putin asked, "won't the EPA object to that?" The Russians always tend to be negative.

An actual EPA spokesman stated that it was "okay." Okay, assuming no one minded not drinking water for the next 137,233 years, the half-life of the plutonium. He also added that the next 137,233 years wouldn't really be that great either.

So, it's coke for the kids and beer/wine for the rest of us. A small price to pay for world peace.