User:OPOSSUM/Quotes

Various Opossum Quotes, Out of Context

"Oh God no, not the Oxford Comma!"

"I barely got away after the whale vomited me out and I got a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial."

"You're still a motherfucker, even if it was my mom..."

"Rather the creature possesses the asshole of an Ethiopian naked mole-rat."

"I love its butthole and its hoohoo so much and its big and juicey and it is so soft and warrrrrrmm!!!"

"If you do see a speck in this area, it is likely dust or crumbs on your screen, not the microscopic word "DENALI"."

"There's no way that one of those ants crawled into my asshole."

“I am probably worse at swimming than the average moose.”

"Shove the entire Washington Monument up my ass!"

"HOLE. Big, giant, fucking, hole. This hole is so big that it makes [my dog]'s blankets look, for lack of a better word, UNHOLEY."

"If you're going to pin all your problems in life to a single man, make that man yourself."

"I've seen it all, bitch."