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           ASCIIFIGHT II: THE MOUNTAIN MUNCHERS
     GILES        RAPE APE      LI'L JOSH        KEGUNAS
+------------+ +------------+ +------------+ +------------+
|\ \  |   |/ | |            | |  /     \   | | () ~ ~ ~() |
| \ \ |   /  | |   _.,.,._  | | |   KYS |  | |  \ _--_ /  |
| +--##-##)  | |  /\_____/  | | L_______==>| |  |O __ O   |
|[|    _| )  | | _| (.)(.)  | |/   /L  L|| | | /z  __) x\ |
| \ \  |  |  | |((| ___"_|  | |/   |  > | \| |== _______==|
|/ \ L----)  | | \|/\____)  | ||   | __ |  | | ||LLLLLL/  |
|   \____/   | | | \_____/  | |/ ||/--- / || | |\_____/   |
| \  () |\   | |///      \  | | /\|     V \| | | .| '"    |
+------------+ +------------+ +------------+ +------------+
    IGLORD      CHICKEN DUDE    SHOEBACCA       THATAN
+------------+ +------------+ +------------+ +------------+
|   |^^^^|   | |  | / / /   | |/\_-=##=-_/\| | |\      /| |
|  /  \ / \  | |  E____|    | | \O\_  _/O/ | | \ \_._/ /  |
| |    =====>| | E|__\_|_   | |/   {**}   \| | /(0) \(0)\ |
| |       |  | |/  .. ____\ | |/__vVvvVv__\| | |___._\__/ |
|/     |   L | |//\   _--/  | |/_ \^__^/ _\| | ||^V^^V^|| |
|      |   | | |\/____ \__==| | //       \ | | ||---_  || |
|      /   | | |  --- \/ ---| | | \/\/\/ | | |  \\___|_/  |
|     /    | | |    . | .   | |/ //    \  \| |  /  () |   |
+------------+ +------------+ +------------+ +------------+

                 \\\||/  F--\
  .--.            #-#-|  LF  \
  L===>          (<_ /]__  || |
 / /"\|     ______L_(/ | \_/  |
//| _'\   /  __ (  (    =  __))
w^W  TW_  LLL/ \_\_\ __==_/__/
/ J__--_]          |.|   /
l___-_]            F=====|    Scrawny little kids like
 |===|            / ___   )   you never belonged here.
/  /\ \         /   /||   \
| |  \ |        \---/|----/
L_J  L_J       _L   |_L   |
L__J L__J     [_____[_____|

Overview of All You Motherfuckers

GILES
Aggressive and violent since he was a kid, Giles was
once a member of the US Air Force. After going rogue, he
hosted a giant fighting tournament to see if there was
someone even tougher than him. See, not exactly Guile.

BORN:       JUNE 25, 1978
HOMETOWN:   PITTSBURGH, PA.
HEIGHT:     5'11"
WEIGHT:     216 LBS.
LIKES:      FUCKING YOU UP, SPAGHETTI, MOCCASINS
DISLIKES:   BURRITOS, FAMILY GUY, LI'L JOSH
BLOOD TYPE: O

RAPE APE
Some sexy babes captured Rape Ape and brought him to the
Cincinnati Zoo. He couldn't help but give 'em a little...
uhh, surprise. After escaping his enclosure, he has become
feared by both women and men all over the world.

BORN:       CIRCA 1997
HOMETOWN:   JUNGLES OF CONGO
HEIGHT:     5'3"
WEIGHT:     197 LBS.
LIKES:      VULNERABLE WOMEN (AND MEN!), VIRGIN PUSSY, PEACHES (ESPECIALLY THE EMOJI)
DISLIKES:   POLICE OFFICERS, DOGS, HELICOPTERS
BLOOD TYPE: ???

LI'L JOSH
His father was a professional cage fighter, but Li'l Josh
never was all that into violence. In an effort to get this
wimpy middle-schooler to finally up, Josh's father forced
him to train for Giles' tournament. Josh is, well, fucked.

BORN:       JANUARY 6, 2011
HOMETOWN:   MONTEREY, CA.
HEIGHT:     5'1"
WEIGHT:     92 LBS.
LIKES:      DORITOS, BOOMERANGS, TOBOGGANS
DISLIKES:   FIGHTING, DODGEBALL, UNCYCLOPEDIA
BLOOD TYPE: AB

KEGUNAS
Kegunas is quite an oddball, even by Bhutanese standards.
He deliberately spends his life doing what nobody else
would even think of doing. He believes that he is destined
to prove that Bat Fuck Insanity is fit to rule the world.

BORN:       OCTOBER 29, 1993
HOMETOWN:   DAGANA, BHUTAN
HEIGHT:     5'6"
WEIGHT:     132 LBS.
LIKES:      FREEZEDRIED WATERMELON, DRINKING BEAR SPRAY, DISMANTLING NUCLEAR WEAPONS
DISLIKES:   THE FBI, ORDINARY HUMAN BEINGS, UNFROZEN MILK
BLOOD TYPE: WTF

IGLORD
Iglord is the master of all penguins, although he can't
stand the cold weather of Antarctica. He can't handle the
responsibility of ruling over penguinkind, so he decided
to spend his life fighting everything in sight instead.

BORN:       FEBRUARY 29, 2004
HOMETOWN:   MARIE BYRD LAND, ANTARCTICA
HEIGHT:     5'5"
WEIGHT:     233 LBS.
LIKES:      COD, DIVING BOARDS, BEING THE PENGUIN MASTER
DISLIKES:   ANTARCTICA, SEALS, OSTRICHES
BLOOD TYPE: B

CHICKEN DUDE
In 1984, Area 51 researchers successfully bred this
genetically modified supersoldier into existence. He can
go berserk like a chicken and beat the shit out of you
like a man. And he sure is proud of being able to do this.

BORN:       APRIL 20, 1984
HOMETOWN:   AREA 51
HEIGHT:     6'0"
WEIGHT:     186 LBS.
LIKES:      NUCLEAR FISSION, ATOM BOMBS, EXPLOSIONS
DISLIKES:   ACTUAL CHICKENS, ANY KIND OF FRIED FOOD, FLIES
BLOOD TYPE: A

SHOEBACCA
Bigfoot's long-lost cousin, although Shoebacca is far from
afraid of making his own presence known. He punches holes
in walls and bends poles like they're made of rubber. Not
the mightiest monster alive, he's but certainly up there.

BORN:       DECEMBER 1, 1976
HOMETOWN:   FLORENCE, OR.
HEIGHT:     6'1"
WEIGHT:     263 LBS.
LIKES:      RIBEYE STEAK, SHOES, BIG ROCKS
DISLIKES:   JUST ABOUT NOTHING
BLOOD TYPE: ???

THATAN
An ordinary (albeit retarded) demon who thinks he's fit to
be the next Satan. As if the real Satan's willing to give
up his job. Thatan fights other demons to show his true
power, but usually ends up being beaten to the ground.

BORN:       JULY 18, 692 B.C.
HOMETOWN:   LOVECH, BULGARIA
HEIGHT:     6'0"
WEIGHT:     206 LBS.
LIKES:      HELLFIRE, BLOOD, CANDLE WAX
DISLIKES:   CHURCHES, SYNAGOGUES, BRAZIL
BLOOD TYPE: A