User:NotJohnDoe/Linear-Cubic time controversy

The linear-cubic time controversy (also termed the linear vs. cubic time debate or the time debate) is a recurring scientific and cultural-political dispute about the concept of time, humanity, life, and the universe, between the proponents of linear time, backed by scientific consensus, which is accused of being "educated stupid" and the Cubic time community and it's founder Gene Ray also known as the smartest man on Earth. The dispute particularly involves the field of space-time physics, but also the fields of metaphysics, Scientology, homeopathy, creation physics and fashion. This debate is most prevalent in the United States but also exists in Europe and elsewhere. It is often portrayed as part of the culture wars. While the controversy has a long history, today it is mainly over what constitutes good science, with the politics of cubic time primarily focusing on the teaching of linear time theory and cubic time in public education. The debate also focuses on issues such as the definition of science (and of what constitutes scientific research and evidence), science education (and whether the teaching of the scientific consensus view should be 'balanced' by also teaching fringe theories), free speech and whether Dr. Gene Ray is in fact smartest man alive. Within the scientific community and academia the level of support for linear time is essentially universal, while support for cubic time is growing amongst the scientific community, but still remains quite small and only in the United States.

History of the Controversy

Linear theory

Linear time has been the accepted form of time for many centuries this considered to result of an international conspiracy led by the Jews. They have all conspired to "educate the people stupid" through any means necessary, usually through Public Education. For many centuries and thousands of years approximately 6000 years (24,000 cubic years), man has been repressed by this pseudo-scientific theory of linear time, this has forced man to only use one quarter of it's time. However as man advanced, the cracks in linear time started appearing more and more, many people who were able to see through cubic time were killed by either the Jews or Gays. Although mankind, even through the systematic executions of ones who knew too much, man still managed to discover the cube, this was a small step for man, but a giant leap for mankind. The Homo Atheist Jews were dealt a great blow, but regardless tried to prevent this knowledge of the cube from reaching masses.

Rayism

Eventually in the early 20th century, a time where the Jews, Nazis, Homosexuals and Atheists wreaked their havoc upon mankind, one man was born and humanity was freed this man was Gene Ray. Born in some desolate small community, in the middle of nowhere USA, he rose to save mankind from a cubeless existence. His first suspicions of a cubed world was during public school, where he attempted to explain the stupidity of basic mathematical concepts such as:

$-1\times 1=-1$

However, since United States Government censored him and could not cure the stupidity that his peers were taught, effectively the liberal conservative Government with their activist judges banned the Cubic Time. Gene Ray was silenced by the Jewish Atheist Nazi Commie Gay Linear-time establishment for now, this was not over, not now, not ever. Once he graduated he became doctor of Cubism (Summa Cum Laude), and honored with being bestowed with the title of smartest man alive of the University of Gene, an institution which he founded and was both the only professor and student. He first published his critically acclaimed, but instantly blacklisted book 'Time-Cube, You've been Educated Stupid!'. This was almost the final blow to the Jewish Atheist Nazi Commie Gay Muslim Atheist's who were conspiring to keep this super-duper top secret secret, it was now accessible to any one anywhere, being serviced a public library that kept that particular book.

Controversy

Although in the early 20th century the Nazi Commie Jewish Homo Muslim Atheist elite managed to Luckily in the 21st Century, since everything changed after 9/11 so did the opinion of the Kansas Board of Education and finally the Kansas board of Education stood up to the power of Nazi Commie Jewish Homo Muslim Atheist Mexican elite now Linear-Time was no longer mandatory in standardized tests, additionally the Kansas board also ruled that Linear and Cubic time can be taught together given equal opportunity. This was the final blow to the power of the Nazi-Communist-Jewish-Gay-Muslim-Atheist-Mexican Conspiracy, the kids can now finally decide whether they want to be educated stupid, forever worshiping the Church of ONE and perish in the fires of hell or be amongst the smartest people alive.

Cubic Time

The Time Cube is a simply complex, physical mathematical metaphysical theory of everything. In linear time, which is stupid, time only moves forward in linear fashion and apparently to the stupid and stupidly educated there are 24 hours a day - this is of course stupid. While in Cubic Time, using the 4 Harmonic Cubic Wisdom that transcends and contradicts the Bibical 1st Day - Genesis 1.5 - when the greatest math & scientific hoax of all human existence was deified, there are in fact 96 hours a day, 28 days a weak and a staggering 1461 days a year. This upon serious research leads to conclusion that only one fourth of time is utilized properly, additionally the concept of a leap year is also invalidated since COINCIDENTALLY, a leap year only occurs every FOUR years, proof? Very likely. While the linear claim of single day composed of Day, Night, Morning & Evening is a lie spread by the Nazi-Communist-Jewish-Gay-Muslim-Atheist-Mexicans, as they were static points as 4 corners and do not rotate as Time motion. Instead each of the 4 quadrant times represented a single and separate 24 hour Day rotation within a common 24 hour rotation of Earth. However, this simple concept of Cubic Time, is actively denied by the Nazi-Communist-Jewish-Gay-Muslim-Atheist-Mexican elite, through Public Education under a expanded concept of ONEness, that linear time is apart of. Additionally, unlike the absurd theory of a "Human race" is simply stupid and ignorant there are instead four seperate races:

Day (light)	Sunrise (sunup)	Night (dark)	Sunset (sundown)
Europeans	Indians	Africans	Asians

This has profound consequences and implications in our modern world, this apparently implies that the Hispanics of South America, Native Australians and Native Americans do not exist or somehow belong to one of these groups (or more likely the ONEness conspiracy, creates the illusion that they are seperate groups when they in fact belong to one of the four).

Additionally human existence and age is not linear either, it is also cubic and therefore also needs to be measured in cubic terms. To measure a cubic object with 3 dimensions in a linear or single dimensional plane, is akin to trying a squeeze a cube into into the 1st dimension - stupid. Linear aging among many other concepts is spread by the Nazi Commie Jewish Homosexual Muslim Atheist Mexican Black elite attempting educate the world stupid.

Baby	Child	Parent	Elder
After birth	After Self-reliance	After birth of a child	After birth of a grandchild

Central Concepts

Cubic complexity

One of the most refutable proofs of cubic time and indeed a cubic universe

The Empire Strikes Back

After the secret of Cubic Harmonic time was revealed the Nazi Commie Jewish Homosexual Muslim Atheist Mexican Black elite initiated the Armageddon to eliminate the source and contain knowledge of the Cube, they conspired to elect Barrack Obama, a Dark quadrant of the cube to rule over the opposite light quadrant of cube. Dr. Gene Ray theorized using latest cubic theories he found that when Obama becomes ruler of the light quadrant(USA), the Sun God (light quadrant) will not allow a dark quadrant Obama, to rule over a light domain(USA). Apparently using his calculations he will enslave the light quadrants of the light domain, and some type of Armageddon or massive disaster shall beset all who have been ignorant, educated stupid or follow the Nazi Commie Jewish Homosexual Muslim Atheist Mexican Black elite also known as the "Worship of One".