User:NormalDinoRetard

Heya!

                                                 Nobody knows where magic comes from, 
                                                    Sometimes it is inherited, 
                                           Sometimes only one person in a family has it. 
                                                          J.K. Rowling
                                                              

                                                 These belong in Hufflepuff, 
                                                Where they are just and loyal. 
                                              Those patient Hufflepuffs are true 
                                                     And unafraid of toil. 
                                                        The Sorting Hat

You may call me Ri Ri, Retard, Airhead, or Baby Tah. That’s what little kids call me. Once in a while you may call me SupremeRulerOfEverythingThatIsAwesome, or Steve.

The Sorting Hat had quite a time trying to decide whether I should be in Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. In the end, it decided against Ravenclaw and sent me to Hufflepuff.

Badgers are awesome. I set one on a fellow Hufflepuff once, all in good fun. It ate almost all of the bed sheets, and left several persons in the infimary. I got dentention, and several points were deducted.

Most Slytherins think they're so much better than me. Hah, they wish. I can be smart, when I want too, and I'm completely loyal. Though maybe not patient.

I am completely in love with my barn owl, Ambrouis. He's awesome, and it sucks I really never get to see him at Hogwarts. Except when mail flys in. I hardly get any, though Ambrouis will alight on my shoulder and wait patiently for me to give him a treat.

I get lost often, because it's just who I am. I also make friends fast, though I rarely end up keeping them.

I'm Muggle born, got a problem?