User:Nordamus/Sandbox2
A Get Rich Quick Scheme is a hair-brained scheme used as an excuse for the average D+ student to skip out on work and do absolutely nothing productive whatsoever. You should, however, know beforehand that these schemes are about as successful as trying to sharpen a mechanical pencil. These ancient rituals were first used by the hobos dating back to the Byzantine Empire.
Selling Advertising Space[edit | edit source]
Selling advertising space on your or a loved one's pictures is the most convenient and legal gateway to being a complete whore. Stealing other people's uncopyrighted pictures works as well. If you play your cards correctly, you can have both the owner of the picture and the buyer of advertising space will never notice your crimes. However, just to be on the safe side, you should probably Google bomb the topic of the image to some adrenaline-and-epilepsy inducing prank site, just to be on the safe side. If you do get caught, do not worry. You can cover it up by saying that it was just some innocent drunken impulse done with your brother at the time, which probably is the truth anyway. If you do something that involves the FBI, you and your D+ mind must have skipped some vital step in the process. Otherwise, you simply used a piece of pornography. Either way, there is nothing you can do about, just to sulk shamefully into jail for the next 10 or so years.