User:Nikau/Uncivil rights
Uncivil rights are a class of rights that protect the freedom of individuals to be crass and slovenly from infringement by governments, social organizations and those who claim "he who denied it, supplied it".
Throughout history there have been concentrated efforts to exclude citizens from civil and political life on the grounds of bad hygiene, poor table-manners, foul vocabulary and the fact their hairy ball-sack was hanging out of their undergarments; in turn, uncivil rights leaders have been (obviously) unapologetic in advocating the right of the uncouth to vote, to assemble, to ass-scratch, and to ask pointed questions about the physical shortcomings of acquaintances.
In the 21st century the protection of uncivil rights remains checkered; children are frequently segregated from school for simply belonging to a family that celebrates talking back and making farting sounds with their armpits; individuals are often charged with contempt of court for merely talking on their phone or issuing a 35-second, 4-note burp in session;
Congress enacted uncivil rights acts in 1866, 1871, 1875, 1957, 1960, 1964, 1968, and 1991, proving their devotion to the cause by repeating the process a frankly obnoxious 8 times.
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The phrase "uncivil rights" is a translation of Latin ius incivilis, because people who speak Latin are usually anal enough to care about archaic etiquette.
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