User:Nikau/Smallpox

Nikau/Smallpox

Smallpox was a debilitating infectious disease who's ass humanity totally and completely kicked, harder than if we'd shrunk down to 350 nanometers tall and smacked it over the head with a sturdy chair. The microscopic coward thought it could stay localized in small blood vessels of the skin and mouth and cause a characteristic rash by infecting RNA polymerase. Wrong. The only RNA that viral bastard would ever think about again was when humans totally "Ripped it a New Asshole" in 1980.

Now the weak pussy mostly travels around the disease-research laboratories of the world, calling itself Variola minor, as if there was any more pathetic and effeminate name in the universe. Modern day smallpox also hangs out with the other eradicated disease, Rinderpest, which was mostly found in the genitals of cows before we beat it, too. Yes, the disease once responsible for an estimated 300–500 million deaths during the 20th century now has to listen to detailed descriptions of bovine genitalia all day. The idea must make it sick.

The final victim of smallpox was this Bangladeshi boy. Hell, this kid looks like he could be killed by eating a piece of Lego, and smallpox still lost.

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