User:Nikau/Dick-pictionary

Dick-pictionary is a popular drawing-themed game enjoyed around the world by people aged "18" to 95. In recent years the mobile version has exceeded the popularity of the original board game,

Gameplay requires two players, a sexter (named after the drawing instrument, the texta) and a sextee. A round starts when the chosen sexter describes his age, location, occupation, and interests. Then the sextee is to use the information provided to draw an accurate impression of the the other player's penis. The round concludes with the sexter reveling an actual photo of his member and the similarities are marked out of 100, with 100 being the quality of a photocopy made in an office neither player is employed at any longer.

Scandal

“ When I heard congressman I assumed Republican and figured I'd razz him a bit by drawing the only Republican "dick" I knew, Dick Nixon. Then the congressman revealed he was actually a Democrat, so into my head obviously pops the Kennedy comparisons, and I get a little worried about potentially drawing the penis of a president who died in office, and was that appropriate, and would I have enough paper to fit a presidental dick of such legendary repute anyway. ”

However, as Ginger Lee was pondering such hard ethical dilemmas, Congressman Weiner brazenly sent a high quality photographs of his genitalia, taken in a mirror with the bedside lamp propped at such an angle to backlight the man parts.

“ I was deeply shocked. I felt violated. I didn't know how to respond to such vulgar behavior... everyone knows you only show the dick pic after the drawer has finished. I hadn't even started to sketch the balls and public hair! ”

Lee's penis drawing itself scored a reasonable 37 points of similarity to Weiner and an impressive 61 to Fmr. President Kennedy.