User:Nick the expert

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jessica the expert is vary nice and is my BESTEST BUDDIE in the whole world. although she can be mean when you maker her mad...watch out. and jessica you would be so lost on computers if you dident know me...haha

this is jessicas emo friend nick...witch is me ...yay me


HI ITS JESS THE EXPERT HERE! thanks nick lol! AH MUNNA EA CHOO! ahahahahhh STFU n00b!

things that piss me off.. hmmm

  • 1. preps...they suck...
  • 2. annnoying little kids on my street...they suck too
  • 3. any kids in general, eg. babies todlerz etc, they have to be over 10 and potty trained, which my lil brother isnt.. they smell
  • 4. rents..they r wayyy to over protective...ew.
  • 5. people who think theor "ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS" but their not
  • 6. that kid named daniel cook.. on treehouse... hes annoying!! HE THINKS HES ALLL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS! but we all know hes not
  • 7. PINK.. it sucks too...
  • 8. PURPLE.... its gayyyy...
  • 9. people'z u give me attidude for no reason "ASS KICKEN TIME!!"
  • 10.when people cant change the chanlle if they dont have the romote
  • 11.peopl'z who think they better then others AHEM that means you lolol just kiding
  • 12.and sand beetween ur toez!!
  • 13.tyler martin oh my god that kids anoying
  • 14.you
  • 15.smelly people


things i like...hmm...

  • 1. cheese toast
  • 2. inside jokes
  • 3. teasing people that dont have inside jokes
  • 4. pissing off preps.



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