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Act I

Scene I

Dramatis Personae

• Sir Noble Prince Heroic - Male lead
• Lady Damsel-person - Female lead
• Dr. Ugly Rude Nasty Bad Guy, PhD - Villain
• Squire Bob - Sidekick
• Mr. Shadowy Killer Dude - Violent man
• Sebastian - bumbler
• Felix - bumbler
• HRH, the Rt. Hon. King Toad - King
• HRH, Queen Alfred - Queen

(Characters are in a generic forset, with one table with one chair in Stage Right. Sir Noble Prince Heroic is sitting in the chair, whining to Lady Damsel-person.)

Sir Noble Prince Heroic: This bites. Here I am, all big and buff and gorgeous and dashing and such, and there's absolutely nothing to do!

Lady Damsel-person: Oh shut up, will you? This isn't what I signed up for as the damsel in distress!

Sir Noble Prince Heroic: Can it you old nag. Wait a second! Maybe I can look for something to do!

Lady Damsel-person: Prince Heroic is showing imagination? Now I know the world is ending.

Sir Noble Prince Heroic: Squire Bob! Your master requires his sword!

(Enter Squire Bob with huge sack of weapons)

Sir Noble Prince Heroic: Come on, Squire Bob! A quest!

(Squire Bob trips, hurling the sack of weapons at Lady Damsel-person. Pandemonium ensues.) End Scene I