User:Nazijesus
Well here is a new super cool religon that is totally true andifd you don't belive me then well mmmm you aren't very smart. This is the story of Tearo Jesus he belongs to the new religon Terroptimusprimious this super sweet sexy religon is just for the cool kids. This is a very complicated story so listen carefully.
=== The Story ===
Nobody knows where he came nobody knows why he did what he did but he did what he did. What he did was he went he came he left but he didn't leave until everything was dead or destroyed. This is the story of terro Jesus. He wasn't very kind but he wasn't very mean. He just liked destroying things. After all this religon is celebrated by terroists everywhere. So the rest is alot more interesting this was just boring begin that every story has to have.
== World War II == Many no wait almost all know about the world famous Nazi. Hitler the man who reigned teror on us all. This man known as Rudolf Hitler was just Terro Jesus in disguise. This was just his 2nd coming. This coming was ended when he shot himself. There is only one thing we have to worry about and that is he still has his 3rd coming and nobody knows when that will be so we just have to hope and wish. He has resently just bought 2 nuclear missles of Ebay. The US Army has yet to locate his secret underground terroists training ground. We have recently discoverd to some facts about this terable god. Never ever say Chex-Mix or you will easily be killed on his 3rd coming.
== The Third Coming ==
This will surely be World War 3 no doubt about it. What can you do about it. You can just send some money to Bill Gates and Tom Cruise they will know what to do about it. So just run hide and remeber NO CHEX-MIX the only reason I know all of this is because I am TERRO JESUS!!!!!!!!