User:Navaha42
Description[edit | edit source]
Navaha is a user of Uncyclopedia. He likes to pose threateningly with sharp objects, talk to himself, worship the Almighty Cthulhu, worship the Almighty Haruhi, worship the Almighty grue, and kidnap loli. He also WARGHS at random intervals, but he doesn't like that at all. He is around 5'6", has light brown shoulder length hair, and brown eyes. Approach with caution, he is believed to be armed and extremely dangerous, but only to himself because he's incompetent.
Known Allies/Accomplices[edit | edit source]
Kizna: Nerdy blonde british girl with a love for Softmints. Is believed to be Navaha's girlfriend/lover/female-type friend. Is addicted to books, and in fact built her entire house out of them. Once drew a picture of Cthulhu eating bacon. Unfortunately, the picture was brought to life by an apprentice wizard. His body was never found, and Baconthulhu is still at large.
No78: A small man with a triangle for a head. Trains pokemon, and has caught them all and is the very best like no one ever was. Eats razors and spits them out as a form of attack.
Lianna: Doo-ta-doo!
Mattoid: A tentacle monster. Is married but continues to attack men/women/children/pets anyway. Mention of "mai waifu" around her/him/it is dangerous and ill-advised, unless, of course, you enjoy having your arm ripped off and inserted someplace painful.
Kamitosis: Grown in a vat at a secret lab on Mars from Cassandra Alexandra's DNA. The purpose of her creation was to further propagate the movement of musical revolution. This however was deterred by her ADHD tendancies and her forcing Raphael and Alistair to mud wrestle for her affection. They are now working on Kamitosis version 2.0.
Facetious Sage: Has slept with almost as many women as Chuck Norris. Throws a massive incoherent childish tantrum whenever Tony Danza is mentioned. Still gives out better advice than Mattoid, however.
Echo: A short blue-haired blue-eyed girl. Is, however, a shapeshifter, and is fond of tentacle rape, murder, and kitten huffing. Claims to have killed a grue in hand to hand combat, but this is obviously bullshit.
Weaknesses[edit | edit source]
What part of "approach with caution, he is believed to be armed and extremely dangerous, but only to himself because he's incompetent" don't you understand!?
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