User:Nauthiz
Nauthiz[edit | edit source]
Alien Bitch-Queen Of The Merpeople; Champion And Defender Of Apostrophes, Homonyms, And Seasnails; Guardian Of The Sacred Orangutan; Patron Saint Of The Uncool And Downtrodden, Weasels, And Limbs That Fall Asleep At Inopportune Times; Supreme Ruler, Yardstick, And Measuring Tape Of Dimensions Five Through Fifteen, Inclusive
rose to power in late 1797 in a bloody revolution known only as The Glorious Ascension to those who wish to remain alive and in more or less one piece. The soon-to-be-dead and the suicidal have been known to refer to Her as “That sodding twat” and to Her ascension as “The bloody revolution”, but it is a given that within an hour or so, said statements are usually replaced by “AAAAHHHH ohgodmyeyesmyeyesstopputtingneedlesinmy -AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhAAHHHHH” and broken sobbing and gurgling. All concerned feel that as deterrents go, this is a highly effective one.
Highly-placed insiders at the court of
Nauthiz[edit | edit source]
Alien Bitch-Queen Of The Merpeople; Champion And Defender Of Apostrophes, Homonyms, And Seasnails; Guardian Of The Sacred Orangutan; Patron Saint Of The Uncool And Downtrodden, Weasels, And Limbs That Fall Asleep At Inopportune Times; Supreme Ruler, Yardstick, And Measuring Tape Of Dimensions Five Through Fifteen, Inclusive.
have hinted that
Nauthiz[edit | edit source]
Alien Bitch-Queen Of The Merpeople; Champion And Defender Of Apostrophes, Homonyms, And Seasnails; Guardian Of The Sacred Orangutan; Patron Saint Of The Uncool And Downtrodden, Weasels, And Limbs That Fall Asleep At Inopportune Times; Supreme Ruler, Yardstick, And Measuring Tape Of Dimensions Five Through Fifteen, Inclusive.
has been casting acquisitive glances at Dimensions Three, Eighteen, Nineteen through Twenty-Three inclusive, and Thirty-something. No further information is available as of yet, but All who live in Her Glorious Domain remain carefully attentive.