User:N3R64L
N3R64L is a quite mighty NinjaJediSithCyborgVampirehunter. He is currently employed by the Ninja Order as a scout in Hell. He is a member of the mafia. N3R64L is currently living in Asker, and unlike most people in the area, he has an above average IQ.
The Killing of a Grue[edit | edit source]
N3R64L is rumored to once have killed a Grue. The full story claims that he was swallowed, but planted a Bomb built from a synthesized Eurg in the grue's stomach before it managed to chew him, thus making the grue A Splode. However, he was partially digested in the process, and cyborg implants were necessary to repair the damage.
Things he has fought[edit | edit source]
he won fifty percent of the battles mentioned here.
- The Tree of the Southern Shores
- Johnny
- This Guy
- The Fish of Garbanzo
- Your Mom
- The Big Face In The Sky
- Three tons of Mashed Potatoes
- You
The Never-ending battle against You[edit | edit source]
N3R64L is absolutely dermined to defeat You. He uses small things to slowly achieve this goal, such as moving furniture while you sleep so that you'll stub your toe on it, emptying the hot water tank while You shower, and using advanced technology to make sure your bread slices ALWAYS land with the jam or ham or whatever shit you have on it facing down when you drop it. Just give up. You know he'll win.