User:Musty Elbow
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“The American Dream is the constant promise of jam tomorrow, while ignoring the need for bread today....”
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
“Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!”
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