User:Musty Elbow
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“The American Dream is the constant promise of jam tomorrow, while ignoring the need for bread today....”
– You on Crack
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
– Someone Else on Crack
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.”
– Unceclopedia on Crack
“Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!”
– Me on Crack
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