User:Muffinman

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El' Muffin Man[edit | edit source]

Abe and his iPod

I am not really the muffin man. However, Ervin, the real one, couldn't make it so I figured that the name might as well be grabbed...and how could I live with myself if I didn't. Based in Israel, I usually just run around on my carmel camel eating wheat and grains and other third-world substances. And I also yell at people with iPods. Even Honest Abe. I am that crazy.