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BEFORE THE WAR[edit | edit source]

a very, very, very, long time ago before the first human walked the planet the Earth was ruled by various Tribes populated by the first sentient species known as "Monkeys" the strongest and largest of these Tribes included Clan Bananous within the continent of Asia and led by Chief Caesar, the United Clans of Amonka within the continent of Europe and led by a small elected Council known as the Great Chimps, and the Free Bananian Republic located in Africa and led by Kongus Maximus, the tribes mostly lived in peace with few conflicts. However, tensions began to rise as Chief Caesar, leader of Clan Bananous, had grown to be more ambitious over the coming years, leading to what's now known as the great Monkeigh war.

SMALLER KNOWN BATTLES[edit | edit source]

On 150 BHS, approximately 500,000 Bananous soldiers were gathered under the command of Chief Caesar, leading an attack against the Clans smaller neighbouring Tribes. leading to known battles such as

BURNING OF TREEVILL[edit | edit source]

60,000 combined military and civilian casualties, Bananous forces were sent to besiege the city, leading to most of it being burned down with the remaining infrastructure being used to house the surviving soldiers and newly integrated Treevill population.

THE GORILAN SLAUGHTER[edit | edit source]

estimated 100,000 to 200,000 military and civilian casualties, the small Tribe of Gorilan was completely massacred by Bananous forces under the order of Chief Caesar. The order was given due to the harsh resistance of the Gorilan people using a completely new tactic now known as Gorilan warfare.

START OF THE WAR[edit | edit source]

The arranged meeting between the Great Chimps and Kongus Maximus

Many Tribes were forced under the rule of Clan Bananous, increasing its borders to three times its original size. these actions have not gone unnoticed by the other larger Tribes as on 152 BHS the leaders of the United Clans of Amonka and the Free Bananian Republic had agreed for a meeting to discuss about the possible Bananous threat. both the Great Chimps and Kongus Maximus had decided that the actions of Chief Caesar were "crimes against Monkey kind" when the meeting was concluded both Tribes had sent a message to Clan Bananous. stating that if Chief Caesar continued these hostile actions, then it would mean an all out war between them. There was no apparent response to the message, and Bananous troops did not halt the invasion, leading to an official declaration of war.

FIRST CONFLICT[edit | edit source]

Artwork depicting the first battle between the three Tribes.

when the war between the three Tribes began the forces of the Free Bananian Republic and the United Clans of Amonka had joined together under the leadership of Travis Chimpus forming an army of approximately around 1 million troops, Chief Caesar was not alone as subjected Tribes across the Asian continent were called in to join the war willingly or not. forming a force close to, if not more then, the enemy army, the two would finally meet between the border of the United Clans of Amonka and Clan Bananous in Eastern Europe. The battle was considered one of the most gruesome in Monkey history, as the combined casualties were around 1 million. In the end, Chief Caesar had won the battle, forcing Travis Chimpus to retreat and allowing Chief Caesar to push into Amonkan lands.

LARGER KNOWN BATTLES[edit | edit source]