User:MrMorpheus

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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