User:Mr. chezio

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How to: become racist[edit | edit source]

The first step[edit | edit source]

The first step to becoming a racist is to move to the deep south, and become a christian white male. This is not easy, it will take days of intolerance and hatred towards others. I would also sugjest joining a great group, like the KKK or The International Cult of Sarah Palin. After you have done this, you will need a training video, which helps you along the long path of being a racist.

Discriminating[edit | edit source]

This can be a variety of things, from calling a black person a nigger, to killing all the Jews. You may need some training aside from this, so get training books and videos at www.whitemale.com.

Hate Crimes[edit | edit source]

Once again, this can be a variety of things, from throwing a rock to becoming Hitler mixed with the Pope. Things you should do are, put bed sheets on and go into a black persons house, waving fried chicken and watermelons in a black persons face and don't let them eat it, kill Jews, kill blacks, kill Mexicans, or eat a black baby.

Commit Genocide[edit | edit source]

Genocide, generally thought to be bad, is actualy very humane, and saves minorities from themselves. Skiing resorts aka. Death camps, always help minorities have fun while being persicuted, which gives you more right to persicute them, because they are having a better time than you. Even the USA did it, in the fun war that everyone joined, to squinty eyed and nice German Nazi people.

The International Cult of Sarah Palin[edit | edit source]

This orginization, was made to help insest be legal. Their argument is that it is easy to pick up or rape your relatives, than it is with people not related to you. Another argument of theirs is that it is fun for the WHOLE family, even toddlers and babies. Something that they strongly belive should be illegal is abortions. The argument for this is that if insest babies are aborted, than where do our freak shows go? The racist side of this great cult, generally hangs people who are not white Evangelacists, and in some cases, eats their brains.