User:Mooselord123
"The name's Mooselord, and I'm here to snap your fucking neck."[edit | edit source]
All over the world, our world, Earth, if you didn't fleenz, there are thousands of different religions, like Christianity and Jewish-ism for examples, and cults like Mr. Ginacolaism and slitthroatism that dominate humanity. However, there is a greater power. Few know of this Deity, for even though he has lived for infinite time, he travels from dimension to dimension, both to spread his power among different civilizations and also if someone in his Xbox live party is in a different dimension, he has to switch over so that he could talk to him. Only 7 people have seen the God Mooselord, but no one knows his true form because he can transform into whatever the fuck he wants.
MOOSELORD ORIGIN AND HISTORY[edit | edit source]
Mooselord is from the land Mooselord continent, which no one really knows which dimension its in, he just teleports you there after he snaps your neck. In the year BDeeanz, Mooselord defeated the Kaavion West minions in the Battle of Blalu, a very historical event indeed. Ever since this day, the Kaavion West minions have traveled through dimension after dimension until they came about our planet Earth (or, Earph as half the U.S. likes to call it). These Kaavion West minions created some terrible things that have corrupted our planet and are ruining mankind, like rap, ghettoism, and ignint black people. These black people just axe questions about earph and tell you to shut they mouph.
MOOSELORDS DEFENDERS[edit | edit source]
Mooselord has chosen a select few to defend humanity by his side from the Kaavion West minions. Residing in Stratford, CT these 7 defenders of the Mooselord faith have sworn an oath to carry on his war. Few know the true identity of the 7 Mooselord defenders, but when the time is right, they will spring up and complete Mooselord's mission and defeat the minions once and for all. The defenders strict oath for the Mooselord codes include speaking in Mooselords native tongue, Flanz. Some words from this language of Flanz include Bleeluu!, wonko, bleelee!, WONK! WONK!, FLANZ!, Mooselord, Bleeeeen, and flinnuh flu! These defenders use these words in every day language to express their desire for Mooselord. Other requirements to be a follower of Mooselord are to hit up the flanz (mary jane), get Taco Bell and 5 Guys, hop on that GTA IV swag, check out hot chicks and try and get the Dwet, listen to deathcore and classic rock, jazz, metal and just all that good stuff from the 60's 70's 80's.Although not known for national recognition, the 7 Mooselord defenders are waiting for the day when they will rise up and be known as the saviors of humanity. Mooselord has more sworn enemies besides the Kaavion West minions, including ignint black people, white trash, ghettoism, and rap. If you qualify under any of these, Mooselord will snap your neck. This is known as a death penalty in the Mooselord religion, along with slitting your fucking throat.Those who stand strong for the Mooselord faith will one day meet him on Mooselord continent. Like stated before, no one knows his true identity, but the sworn few have said in visions he is the cover of Job for a Cowboys "Ruination" album. Other followers of Mooselordism: Raptor Jesus, Jesus, Dio, Mike Johnson, Mr. Ginacola, Mr. Pfaff, "small nigga", "big nigga", and Bangs.
If you would like to grab it up with us some time and follow our mission, email us at mooselord476@yahoo.com. May all of you follow in Mooselord's name. BLEEEFLEEEELUULEELUU!
FUN FACTS ABOUT MOOSELORD[edit | edit source]
-Mooselord could snap 22 1/2 necks per second.
-Mooselord could smoke $10,000,000 worth of weed before he gets a buzz.
-After a women has sex with him she could fit a christmas tree inside of her.
-Mooselord graduated from his own school in the year ????
-When Mooselord was born, he was already 8 feet tall with a full beard and blunt in his mouth.
-Both of his parents are unknown. Some say he just spawned out of nothing during the beginning of time.
-more fun facts coming soon.
MOOSELORD FAQ's[edit | edit source]
How did Mooselord come across the 7 defenders? -Well, the 7 defenders were all hanging out one day and just as they were gonna slit their throat, Mooselord snapped their necks and asked them to join his quest.
What form does Mooselord stay in the most? -He is usually in the Job for a Cowboy Ruination cover form.
Why is Mooselord against Ghettoism? -Are you fucking kidding me...
Email us with any questions you have about Mooselord! mooselord476@yahoo.com
A Glimpse at Mooselord Continent[edit | edit source]
How we found about what Mooselord Continent will look like was one of the 7 defenders was sleeping one night. Mooselord sent him a dream but Mooselord is so big and powerful, your dream is basically real life. The defender named Tom Blelunski was in a deep sleep and Mooselord came to him. In the tune of a breakdown, Mooselord said "Tom, come with me to Mooselord Contient DING." Tom said "Ok Mooselord" and they fly up to the cosmos dodging chesse muffins left and right. They finally got to the gates of Mooselord Continent, but the only way to get into the gates of Mooselord Continent was to smoke 10 pounds of Dank Mooselord. Tom the follower was a super bleluweight and could only smoke bleenz, but Mooselord was so cool, he only had him smoke 7 pounds of Dank Mooselord. After Tom was high as Flanz, he had to make a sick breakdown with Mooselord and bang at least 5 hot chicks. The gates then opened and when they opened they would just go WONK WONK WONK. So Tom got onto the bleeluu train and it showed him around Mooselord Continent. Everyone was living in peace and happienes with hibachi, tacobell and 5 guys. Also hot chicks were everywhere and there was only mooselord policfleen. These policefleen looked liked cops but would drive around in there cars with there wonk sirens on blasting bangs and giving out free Dank Mooselord. Also The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Ronnie James Dio, Ozzy, Biggie and Bangs would perform every night at half past bleenz. This is how the 7 followers found a glimpse of what Mooselord Continent looks like.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?[edit | edit source]
Rumors are spreading that this man is a wonkzonkflee blessing. This means that he is both neutral with Mooselord and the Kaavion West minions. The KWM are trying to locate his whereabouts and persuade him to join forces against Mooselord. We must help Mooselord find him so he can join our forces, or otherwise we will have to snap his neck and slit his throat.
This mans special ability is to sneak up on you when you are flanzed and shove his dick into your ass while pulling your ears. He then runs really fast while still holding you with his dick in your ass and brings you to his lair where what he does is yet unknown because no one has ever returned.
We do not know which dimension he lives in, but he is constantly changing dimensions. Keep an eye out for this guy, he might be right fucking behind you as you walk into Rite-Aid or East Cafe.
The leader of the Kaavion West Minions... Gooselord[edit | edit source]
The Kaavion west minions have a leader almost on the same scale as Mooselord. His name is Gooselord. He is a large goose with antlers like Mooselord's. He has large dragon wings, springs on his feet, and is usually seen carrying Crsytal Meth, Vicodin, and his Goose Glock. He also has the power to shoot lazers from his eyes. His other abilities are unknown at the moment. Mooselord and the Seven defenders have encountered this being of Ghetto evil, but has not yet been stopped. He has been spotted numerous times by Bobby Flano in parking lots with Kavvion West minions. He has also been spotted by Max "Corn Dolphin" Bleenan at parties acting like a faggot then dippin hard body when word of Mooselord went around. If you sight Gooselord anywhere, the best thing to do is yell "BLEEELUUU BLAALUU WONK WONK WONK!!!" This will either alert him and make him dip hard body or Mooselord will appear and take matters into his own fleenz. 