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Moomins The Abridged Series

Oscar Wilde "Sums up Uncyclopedia really"

The series that started it all, in the early 1990's on a thing called the CBB (I forget how it's slept (I mean spelt), anyway The Moomins was at it's hight clocking over 2 viewers in 10 years (A CBB record), But what happened was in the episode "For Chucks eyes only", following a recent court case between Chuck Norris and The Monkey Love Affair, the Moomins writers decided to place a reference to this in the Moomins between the characters of Moomin and Sniff. As the plotline was banned from kids television (Channel 4 in general I mean) the copies of this episode was destroyed and only two copies are left in the world. One with me (The creator AKA God...AND NO I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE), and another copy left with that fat guy down the road next to (Looks at reader of article) YOU!

The Series Itself

As the bi-product of a rubber glove and too much Hentai, Moomins the Abridged Series was created. Alphonse Alrich, The guy out of Busted, Donkey Kong (Sound rude doesn't it boys and girls, see what happens when you replace kong with punc...anyway) Dr pistachio and Sporticus did not appear in the series which made it the biggest ranking series without gay characters

"This would be the time to put your thing away as a stroke does count as you doing "it" sir with yourself and with women watching as well (Turns around) "ZOMG, LADIES I KNEW YOU WHERE WATCHING BUT JEEZ" (TURNS BACK) "JEEZ" (TURNS AROUND) "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE OVER 60'S NIGHT" (FAINTS)

Staying away from V*m*i*es cause right we don't want to (hear calling in the distance) "Wait little girl, where duth you be going?" I said "To jump on the TWILIGHT BANDWAGON" She said "I don't know, there seems to be the equivalent of confused Lost fans on there" I said

Tis But Random...

Originally meant to cover 12 episodes + 1 movie of 65-75 minute duration, The Moomins Abridged series is set to be bigger than the sex appeal of Anne Hathaway, Billie Piper and Evanna Lynch in "My Neighbor Totoro 3 - The Tw@ returns".

Yes, yes I know i left out Emma Watson, but i don't care, i don't want floods of emails saying this, that an the other because it's just annoy... Actually let me show you

"Email Extract"

To: This@That.Another

Msg: BLAHAHALALAFAFLALFALSALSFSALA (Types with face)

Using many prodies such as changing characters into well known TV personalities Moomins Abridged is always filmed live with no script (Sounds like the way the last Indiana Jones film was made) Spielberg "Does anyone have a plaster?" George Lucas "Whuyyy?" Spielberg "'Cause I got burned"

The people, like that are in the series HEYUK!

Name: Moomin Souphanousinphone Gulzarian Katana

Characters Age - 27 (LIVING AT HOME)

Real Age - As long as the longest long in the world (Men, you don't have to compare...)

Breaking into the industry at the age of 18 with the film "Note of Death" Moomin played a character called Yight Lagami a teenager with the ability to slap sticky notes onto peoples heads and whatever he wrote on the sticky note, would be there demise. The episode called "The Light Phalange" was what clenched the network into cancelling the series as it showed what really was in Wonker Bars.

Now in Moomins Abridged playing the hormonal yet sexually seductive Moomin, he aims to prove that Americans haven't won the war of Animétion yet.

Name: - Julianna Stephenson

Characters Name: - Little S**t Mai

Characters Age - 17 (Live in Sex Therapist for Moomins Mama & Layton)

Real Age - JEDI

One of the original Spice Girls, Julianna was a hit in the 1990's as the real singer for all of them. The original inventor of the word "My" she was in Oxford...Dictionary by the time she was old enough to watch BBC2....and figure out why snooker is actually a sport.

Now in Moomins Abridged she plays feisty Sex Therapist Little S**T Mai and be shocked when her sexy sister in real life makes a cameo appearence.

Name: - The Doctor

Characters Name: - What ever it is that week

Characters Age - 923 (Tai-ma-lady)

Real Age - 23.01200120521352002231 Days old

Shooting to stardom as Paulo Martini's groupie, Doctor was killed on tour and his blood spilt onto an animator who happened to have the frames of Moomins in his hand, the blood landed on the frame and he regenerated into a country version of himself in cartoon form. With no way home and a fetish for cheese he was stuck in Finland. This is the real reason why they revealed Matt Smith one year early due to the 11th doctor really being killed on tour.

Name: - Depak Novinda Mohammed Balthazar Mahood

Characters Name: - Sniff

Characters Age - 39

Real Age - 15

Originally starring in The Guild, the Bollywood sensation was chased so heavily that the crowds pushed him into Japan, where he was set to make his first all star appearance in the Japanese version of Hole in the wall. Then moving to England to produce the 3rd series of Heroes where his brother Doctor Suresh starred. Conflict ensued and an kick from an argument landed him in Iceland, right on the set of Moomins the Abridged Series

Now in Moomins Abridged he plays stereotypical Indian, sniff who always wants to make a quick buck, and has loads of "Pudding" from Moomin Mama

Name: - Amy Winehouse

Characters Name: - Snork Maiden

Characters Age - 18

Real Age - 74

After drinking too much during the filming of Doctor Who - The end of time, Amy was fired and had to resort to selling her body. On the streets she met Julia Roberts and she was pimped to the creating director of Moomins. She landed a job role as his personal mistress, though she had to "improvise" on the spot which amazed everyone, blinding some. With her charm and hot pussy (looks at cat *meow*) she now stars with her on and off real life boyfriend Moomin

Now in Moomins Abridged she plays fetish hungry Snork Maiden, Her view on life "Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Heat and Sweat elate me"

Name: - Professor Hershel Layton

Characters Name: - Moomin Papa

Characters Age - 45

Real Age - PUZZLE 127

Starring with young Jim Carey as Luke, And Mc Papa as he was known in his younger days, Moomin papa played the role of Don Paolo, the lead paedophile after Flora's apple. After quitting due to the big up roar (being that he didn't peadal his bike correctly) he returned home to Iceland, where he represented his country in the Eurovision with the song "ShlimShalongPenetrateMeThong" which beat all other entries. He then fell off the tour bus and ended up catching the one back to Icelandic Studios(TM) accidentally. He then stayed on set and became the first in the world LIVE IN ACTOR.

Now in Moomins Abridged he plays Layton obsessed Moomin Papa, though the big secret is him and Moomin mama aren't married and that Moomin may not be there son. As they sleep in separate beds YA GET ME!

Name: - Davina Ma' Hore

Characters Name: - Moomin Mama

Characters Age - 43

Real Age - *lifts up apron"

Originally acting as the stunt actor for Dorothy in Wizard of Oz, Davina couldn't cut showbiz no more and started writing a series called "the it crowd" it was about people called "it" and they were always in small areas. IT EPIC FAILED LIKE HOW SUPER MARIO BROS COPIED DOKI DOKI PICNIC. Then quitting every single thing in life, she was close to suicide (Suicide "Hi How are yah" waves). Then she saw the Eurovision entry for Iceland one year and decided she would be with that man. After a botched attempt to hijack the tour bus he was on, she married, abused and robbed him when he was unconscious. After escaping Misery's....i mean Davina's clutches, she tracked him down. Wait for him to slip up she took the role as Moomin Mama.

Now in Moomins Abridged she plays unmarried lay about Moomin Mama. Who is subjected to Moomin Papa's ignorant behaviour - Spoilers Mind - little does he know that she is his sister.

THE EPISODES ARE COMING

Episode Guide: (S)= Special

1. Moomins Do It Best In Winter (2 Part Pilot)

  The moomins awaken from an atomic winter to find themselves in the middle of a war
  between Japanese and American animation, who will win, whats with the hat and how      
  is Russell T Davis coping with the Doctor Who - End of time scripts? 
  Duration 10:59 (Pt 1) 10:16 (Pt 2)

2a. Moomins Abridged - The Death of Snufkin "He Snuffed it"

  Fearing for his life, and what will happen after the hat was disposed of, Snufkin
  is forced to regenerate. How will he return to Moomins now, and just what or who
  has he regenerated into
  Duration 01:17 (Prologue)

2. Through the fire and fame we carry on

  After being chased across Japan by cosplayers, Snufkin returns but not with good news, the series is facing closure and Little Mai
  has been fired from Moomins Abridged! 10:35

S. Lord of the Moomins - The Fellowship

  When the search for the next threat to the Moomins series is rumoured to be in Mordor, Moomins and the gang set out on a quest to    
  find him and stop his evil reign. (In Production)

3. Pushing Moomin

  In Production

4. Moomin Who?

  Working Title

5. N/A

6. N/A

7. N/A

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9. N/A

   Written By Wailing Watari

10. N/A

11. N/A

12. (Series Finale)

Moomins The Abridged Movie

Duration 65 - 75 Minutes

COMING SOON

The Creators (Like Giovanni)

KiraMarik - Wanting to do bondage he was dared to create a series abridged, but then forgot he would need someone to untie him so a movie was forced down his pipeline

Wailing Watari - Ever since his secret underground base was destroyed during the battle of the catnipped Tankcats, Watari has begun believing that he is, in fact, a Shinigami. WARNING: Contains apples. Lots of apples. And the occasional cowbell.

Anime Misa - After leaving before production on the pilot episode, though her name was in the opening, the job role has remained open. DON'T CALL US WE'LL CALL YOU.