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== Yoong Fook How == A.K.A Kenneth
Also like to be called by the name, ?? (pronounce as 'Fu'-'Gou'). His best tricks/stuns is boot-licking or apple polish people who may be of help to him. Others who aren't be able to favour him in any way were mercilessly disposed of.
Despite being a dog, Fu Gou is currently working FULL-time as a Clearance Administrator, this job is simple and easy, more importantly you only need to work at home. All you have to do is copy the word 'clear' and flood the tagboard as many times as possible. With his 15-20 of cigarettes, 14hrs of work, 6hrs of sleep and 4hrs of free time, he managed to 'chee hong' other girls although he keep on broadcasting how much he misses her. (The Name 'Ivy' is not stated here so as to protect the privacy of the individual).
Being a dog is not as easy as it seems, he needs to pick on the people of the smaller size and 'por' (apple-polish) those who were more of the bigger size than him. After being provoked/bully by a group of smaller size people, he would, of course seek help from his owners, mainly consist of few bigger size 'brothers' of his. These brothers were bought in to his master talent, 'por' people. Fu Gou mastered this talent/trick to the extend that he is able to lick their balls and levitate them up above the ground defying gravity. Of course this trick is only available to 'brothers', 'sisters' or big size people.
Pastimes
After knocking off from work from his cosy home. He enjoy slacking around with his owners and recently he was into a type of dance called Shuffling. They believe that 'shuffle is love'. More info can be found @ Shuffling.
