User:Mnbvcxz/George Washington

George Washington
Personal info
Nationality	American
Date of birth	1732
Place of birth	Virginia
Date of death	1799
Place of death	Mount Vernon, Virginia
First Lady	Martha Washington (fugly)(aka not hot)
Political career
Order	1st President
Vice President	John Adams
Prime Minister	n/a
Term of office	April 30, 1789–March 4, 1797
Preceded by	A cherry tree
Succeeded by	John Adams
Political party	Treasonous Asshole
Penis nickname	n/a

George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799) served as the first President of the United States of America (1789–1797), and led the Continental Army to victory over the Kingdom of Great Britain in the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783). He is regarded by most Americans as the father of their nation and one of America's greatest presidents and Founding fathers. However, the British rightly know George Washington as a slave owning unbelieving treasonous bastard and an overall dipshit.

Hobbies

George Washington hobbies include:

• Rebelling against his Lawful and Most Benevolent & Wide King
• Breaking oaths of allegiance
• Slave Owning
• Slave Raping. Washington had no children, if one doesn't spend the night in a harlots bedchamber, one would have about 13 children, like our beloved King George III
• Not believing in the Trinity.