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George Washington | |
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| 1st President | |
| Vice President | John Adams |
| Preceded by | A cherry tree |
| Succeeded by | John Adams |
| Personal details | |
| Born | |
| Nationality | American |
| Political party | Treasonous Asshole |
| Height | 6'3" |
| Spouse | Martha Washington (fugly)(aka not hot) |
George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799) served as the first President of the United States of America (1789–1797), and led the Continental Army to victory over the Kingdom of Great Britain in the American Revolutionary War (1775–1783). He is regarded by most Americans as the father of their nation and one of America's greatest presidents and Founding fathers. However, the British rightly know George Washington as a slave owning unbelieving treasonous bastard and an overall dipshit.
Hobbies[edit | edit source]
George Washington hobbies include:
- Rebelling against his Lawful and Most Benevolent & Wide King
- Breaking oaths of allegiance
- Slave Owning
- Slave Raping. Washington had no children, if one doesn't spend the night in a harlots bedchamber, one would have about 13 children, like our beloved King George III
- Not believing in the Trinity.