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Brazilé[edit | edit source]

Brazilé is the place where the worst sinners get sent for crimes such as double dipping and offending Pope Scout III's sick drip.

The deeper into Brazilé you get sent, the worse your sin was.

This is the leaked image of what the outskirts of Brazilé look like. This is only the outskirts of it and it's believed that as you go further things start to get more... strange.

Only recently has it been discovered what the outskirts of Brazilé looks like as an image was somehow leaked from the government and the media jumped on it right away.

How to pronounce and it's origin[edit | edit source]

Brazilé is pronounced Bra-zee-l. It's origins are a bit vague but it is said that Pope Scout once went there with his companions Wei and Minami and barely made it out alive.

Wei quoted that "once you step foot into Brazilé, you will become subject to a catastrophic feeling."

Culture of Brazilé[edit | edit source]

In Brazilé they speak the language of the sinners. Yep, you guessed it. SPANISH!

The covetous sinners that live in Brazilé live off of taco shells and wall paste. Disgusting creatures they are.

They should be burned at the stake.

In the deepest depths of Brazilé, they perform rituals and have many cults which work to try and stop Pope Scout.

Of course, they fail because the power of the Pope prevails.

Can you sneak into Brazilé?[edit | edit source]

It is near enough impossible to sneak into Brazilé. The border has some sort of power which instantly kills the feeble and weak when they enter Brazilé.

This is why only the Pope and his 2 helpers have been into Brazilé and have come back alive.

If you don't get killed by the barrier then you will surely be eaten by what lurks in the shadows.

How was that image captured?[edit | edit source]

The government still deny that the image is real and they say it was a fake image edited by the media to gain profits.

The reporter who got their hands on the image denies creating a fake and they say it is the real deal.

Because of what we as people know the Government can be like, it is obvious that they are bluffing and that the image is real.