User:MillardFillmore/Millard Fillmore
User:MillardFillmore/Millard Fillmore(January 7, 1800, Moravia, NY- never) was born on January 7, 1800, Moravia, NY to Millard Fillmore and Millard Fillmore He was the 13th President from 1850-1853 because he killed Zachary Taylor with milk. He gave a new meaning for to 'Old too rough and ready' Zachary Taylor's last words were to Millard Fillmore was "pull out pull out, abort, abort" He had PTSD from the Mexican-American War 1848-1850 When Fillmore Became President he made the Compromise of 1850 which meant to 'kill all the Mexicans and enslaved more black people' - Milliard Fillmore 1850 A.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D.D. He then did absolutely did nothing during his presidency and nobody knew about him until he made a Uncyclopedia article and he was also part of the Whig party where everyone wore a wig. It is now the Republican Party so it explains Trump. sort of.
Trying to be Trump ca. 1849
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He died sort of in 1874 only to come back a a cat... he's also a fucking idiot sort of...
Millard Fillmore now
