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Morrisons Task 21 Scheme[edit | edit source]
Morrisons Task 21 Scheme is the codename of Ken Morrison's plan to eradicate the Jewish race by 2021. Cleverly Ken is using his retail power to fool the public into believing the plan is actually about preventing under 18's from purchasing alcohol and other such substances. This is propaganda that Ken's father Joeseph Goebbels would have been proud of.
Ken decieded on this course of action after realising that his pension fund had been robbed by Tony Blair to pay for the 2012 London Olympics. This nefarious plan allows Ken to gain revenge on his fathers murderer Barry Scott, as he plans to us the Cillit Bang legend as a scapegoat. And as the Jews believe that Sir Ken in the re-incarnation of Moses he stands to inherit all their money, and we all know the Jews have a LOT of money. On the positive side at least eradicating the Jews will solve world hunger but that's another issue.
Sadly for Ken Morrison, one of his employees has rumbled his plan is striving to ensure it never comes to fruition. Undercover Mossad agent Shimon Haigh (see pic) is determined to take Sir Ken down and save his fellow Jews. How he plans to accomplish this, only he and his faithful assistant Mike Barrett (codename Humpty Dumpty) knows though rumour has it that
it may involve a big freezer.
