User:Mike909/Donkey kong

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Early Life[edit | edit source]

Donkey Kong was born in a jungle on a small south pacific island.His father King Kong and his mother an extremely hairy prostitute known as Donkey Thong(formerly thought to be a bear)couldn't have been happier. He played, climbed, and enjoyed throwing his own feces like any young ape. No one new it yet but tragedy was brewing as Donkey Kong was travelling farther and farther from his home. One day when Donkey Kong was four years old he travelled a little too far and was captured man. He was to be taken to Japan by plane where he would put into a zoo or forced to wear a funny hat. But, on the way the plane was hijacked by the russians and before he knew what was going on Donkey Kong was on his way to Moscow.