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String("a a".replaceAll) == "undefined" &&
(function () {
window.swal == undefined &&
(function () {
/*only loading this if criteria is met because antilag
we are checking if undefined is because all scripts here load it*/
mw.loader.load("https://unpkg.com/sweetalert/dist/sweetalert.min.js");
p = document.createElement("p");
p.innerHTML =
"Your browser is very outdated and does not support <code>replaceAll</code>. For your security and to make gadgets work, please update.";
swal({ content: p });
})();
})();
(mw.config.values.wgUserGroups.includes("extendedconfirmed") ||
mw.config.values.wgUserGroups.includes("rollback") ||
mw.config.values.wgUserGroups.includes("sysop")) &&
(mw.loader.load(
"https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Microsoft_for_POTUS/vector.js/minifyqvfdtool.js?action=raw&ctype=text/javascript"
),
mw.loader.load(
"https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Microsoft_for_POTUS/vector.js/minifywelcometool.js?action=raw&ctype=text/javascript"
),
mw.loader.load(
"https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Microsoft_for_POTUS/vector.js/icu.js?action=raw&ctype=text/javascript"
));
"y" != localStorage.getItem("signup-cta-close") &&
"*" == mw.config.values.wgUserGroups.toString() &&
"Main_Page" != mw.config.values.wgPageName &&
mw.config.values.wgContentNamespaces.includes(mw.config.values.wgNamespaceNumber) &&
"view" == mw.config.values.wgAction &&
mw.loader.load(
"https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Microsoft_for_POTUS/vector.js/minifysignupcta.js?action=raw&ctype=text/javascript"
);