User:MentallyInsane

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I shall begin this article with the 5 w's and then work my way on down and tell you more, 'kay?


Who?[edit | edit source]

 I am a simple girl from the center of the United States.  I like to draw, paint, act, sing, dance, play the baritone/piano, etc.  I do not like anything that has to do with athletics, such as football.  You may say, 'but, you are American, you MUST love football, hot dogs, burgers, and all that good stuff!'  Well, that, is not exactly the case in my situation, because I am a vegetarian, I dance Ballet, Jazz, Hip-Hop, and Tap, and I have a cultivated taste for the theatrical (if you can guess where I got that line, you get a free lifetime membership to my homemade brownies and Asylum cookies!).
 ...And just for the record, do not ask me questions about any sport that involves a ball, because I will either crack jokes or not be able to help you at all. Besides, this site is for question-y stuff like that.


What?[edit | edit source]

 As I said up above, I am a girl. I am bi, but that of the female persuasion nonetheless.


When?[edit | edit source]

 I never give my full birthdate out online for obvious privacy reasons, but it shouldn't hurt to give you the day and time.  This is for the kindly people who like to give me stuffs of the like...

Day: July 4 Time: 4:34 PM


Where?[edit | edit source]

 In the central region of the United States, near Gotham City, and far from Forks, Washington.  (I do look a hell of a lot like Miss Alice, but I still live VERY far away from Washington in general.)


Why?[edit | edit source]

 I do not know much about sports because I grew up around Cabaret singers, actors, actresses, and artists who have very free spirits.  
 I am a girl because I was born that way.
 I was born on the day I was because my mom got preg-o in the winter months, er, fall months, I guess. I am not good at counting, or math in general...
 I live where I do because I like to live near my family, with whom I am very close.



Favorites[edit | edit source]

Color: I like green, purple, black, red, white, and silver.

Food: I LOVE anything from China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, or Italy. I grew up around a very diverse eating style, so I can stomach almost anything. My favorite dishes are Nori, Black Noodles, and Shrimp Scampi.

Movie: I LOVE The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, and anything by Tim Burton.

Musical: It would have to be a tie between Wicked and Sweeney Todd.

Music: I like Emilie Autumn, Within Temptation, The Dresden Dolls, Nightwish, Apocalyptica, Lacuna Coil, Kimya Dawson, and Meg&Dia.

Actors: Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Cillian Murphy, and Christian Bale.

Actresses: Ohh..a toughie...Emily Browning is excellent.

Country: Austrailia and Ireland


Current Mental Illnesses[edit | edit source]

Paranoid Schizoid Schizotypal (yes, that and Schizoid are two totally diffrent things..) Antisocial Histrionic (this is the one that shows the most and is the hardest to control.) Narcissistic OCD (this stands for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder for all of you that are concerned.) Dependent Circadian rhythm sleep disorder


I also might be bi-polar, but the tests say that if I am, it is very minor and is very hard to notice by just talking to me or IMing or anything of the like...