User:McAtee08
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Who is this man, you ask? Who is this so-called McAtee08?[edit | edit source]
Well,I, as a matter of fact, am McAtee08.
A Labor....no, a Mission...of Love[edit | edit source]
From the humblest origins, I have come to Uncyclopedia to do a little good. You see, I believe every article has a voice...an inherent voice that was fashioned by Mother Nature herself. This voice must be released in order for the article to acheive its full potential.
I feel that I posess the capability to hear these voices. And thus, I can channel them into writing. And who would know Mother Nature's fashion better than I? Why, I know her very well.
A Life of Adventure[edit | edit source]
You may have already guessed it, but yes, I was raised by wolves. When my family came to the Great American West many years ago, I was seperated from them in the harsh mountain snows of Oklahoma. Being raised as a wolf sharpened my senses and gave me a unique bond with the natural world. However, I did not stay with the wolves long. When I was 12, Oscar Wilde discovered me running wild in the dense forests of West Texas. He adopted me and educated me in the art of being exceptionally charasmatic and intelligent. As a boy, he taught me how to channel my unique bond with nature into a bond with the nature of articles. And that is how I learned to unleash the innner voices of articles. That is why I am here. I am a psychic article reader.
Personal philosphy[edit | edit source]
I believe in major facelifts and merciless (and sometimes uncalled for) rewriting of poor material. I am prone to engage in controversial edits, and I am attracted to NRV tags. Articles with NRV tags are especially special because their inner voice has not been unlocked.