User:Mazzah

Mazzah. An evil creature indeed.

Mazzah, a creature that has been around since the beginning of time. He is known by many names, such as Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Apophis, and many, many others. Everything known as a source of evil, corruption, anything vile and every bump in the night is caused by this dreaded creature of the night. All shall dread and fear the day when he awakes from his eternal slumber inside of a mortal being known as "Matt."

The TRUE form of Mazzah. FEAR HIS POWER!!

Ever since the creation of humanity, he has been making deals with these filthy creatures, stealing their souls in return for small favors which eventually end up with loved ones deaths. With these souls, he intends to make a golden tub, in which he shall take nice, long thyme baths and relax after a long day of praising Oscar Wilde for his quotings. This tub is still being created, and shall take a few more millenia to complete.

Reality

In reality though, the Mazzah is just one of the different personalities of the psychotic child known as "Matt," who likes to sit in his house on the computer all day stealing his brother's Valentines Day gifts because his friends never call him and he tends to lose his cell phone a lot when he is home, which in his opinion is more annoying than losing the remote. He is actually the most annoying personality, the one who is overly self-absorbed and hurtful. Along with Zrage and the Christmas Wookie, they create the main triad that is Matt. Other personalities include Mazznark, the more talkative version of Mazzah, Gregor the unholy, and Postulio, which was a clay creation made from a biology project that was crushed by a fellow classmate in seventh grade.

Now he simply resorts to sleeping through highschool classes like a normal high school freshman does. He used to be in band, and played the flute, but quit due to being the only man who played the flute in the school (That wasn't gay) and now aspires to learn to play the Organ so he can look like that freak from Phantom of the Opera. He also dreams of becomming a famed YTMND and Uncyclopdia site creator, but has yet to do anything with either besides have an account.