User:Mattio/Queen in hostile take-over bid for BBC

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13 July 2007

After a disasterous misunderstanding over the Queen's supposed walkout filmed by the BBC (and cut into unchronological order) the Queen has decided to take matters into one's own hands: Peter Fincham, head of the BBC, has been beheaded deposed and the Queen is now not just head of state but of TV! (well BBC channels anyway...). "This is not the end, this is the beginning" said a palace spokesman "Soon the Queen will be the chief executive of all British based TV companies". This is a worrying future for us all - what royal propaganda will we recieve? Only over the coming months will we find out.

Sources

• BBC "BBC apologises over Queen clips" BBC, July, 12, 2007