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Suicide Silence are a Christian Pop-Punk Boyband hailing from Riverside (Motherfucker). Formed in 1625, the band consists of founding members Mitch Lucker (growling, screeching, grunting, choking, coughing, slapping etc) and Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne (1 string guitar), as well as anyone they find outside the studio at the time. Currently they have Alex 'nine-toes' Lopez (drum kit with 500,000 drums, of which he uses 2), Mark 'three fingers' Heylmum (1 string guitar) and Daniel Kenny (the other one). They have released over 100 albums, played countless shows and have garnered lots of critical praise, mainly for their positive lyrics and dancable tunes. However, from 2002 onwards, they have been lumped in the infamous Deathcore genre, alongside bands like The Red Chord and Generic-Group-of-Social-Misfits-Who-Fail-to-Gain-Friends-and-Feel-They-Have-to-Make-Irritating-Noises-Which-Involve-Screeching-About-Killing-People. Lucker denounces this label, but embraces it in an attempt to make money (what a hypocrite!).

'Gazza', Heylmum, Kenny, Lopez and Lucker's Wife in a shampoo advert

History

Formation, early releases and The Cleansing (1625-2007)

The band was formed in 1625 when, after attending a sunday service at their local Methodist church, Mitch Lucker and Gazza met and discovered they shared the same interests and pursuits. They spent time together performing in the gospel group at their church. However, after the two spent time travelling across America to discover themselves, they decided to form their own Christian Pop Group. They went through many names, like 'I Love You Mum' and 'Bunny Rabbits', before settling on Suicide Silence. When asked what made them choose their name, Gazza muttered 'dunno' as he downed his 27th bottle of scotch. For years they made countless albums, EPs and singles which no one gave a shit about. But this would soon change.

In 2001, Mitch Lucker was struck in the throat with a baseball bat by some chavs after he had an arguement with them about his gay haircut. This blow messed up his vocal chords, so that he was no longer able to sing and the only sound to emerge from him was a low grunt. Unfortunately Fortunately, this was not the end of SS, as the other band members, who also noticed how popular deathcore was amongst faggoty emo kids who want to look hard, changed their sound to a more horrible noise and giving the song titles horrific names, despite the fact that Lucker is actually singing romantic, heart-felt ballads.

In 2006, they released their 'new sound' debut, 'The Cleansing', and its shitness brilliance was evident for all. Many magazines gave positive feedback; for example, TV Quick gave it 5/5, calling it 'the most intelligent album all year'. However, many people did not share this view. The Independant called it 'crap', the Daily Mail declared it 'worse than cancer' and the News of the World did not even bother reviewing it (yes, it was that bad). Housewives, lesbians and parents complained that they were disgusting and satanic etc, but Lucker defended these accusations, saying that both the title and the lyrics were 'Christian in nature and context, and its all about how I went on a spiritual journey, which I entered as one person, full of sin, guilt and regret. Afterwords I felt cleansed and I was a new person, physically and spiritually'. This had little effect, as no one knew what the fuck he was on about. But, despite the critical backlash, the album proved a big hit among the emos and nerds who felt tough after listening to this noise.

No Time to Bleed (2008-2009)

After touring with other shit deathcore bands, whose shows consisted of such pleasantries like fire, riots and sacrificing a goat to Satan, they began work on their new album, titles 'No Time to Bleed'. The band cite references to many parts of the Bible for this title. Expectations were high when Gazza and Heylmum revealing they were experimenting with 4 string guitars and actual music in their work. Indeed, lead single 'Go Back to Sleep' was popular; although the vocals were the same inaudible mess from the last album, the rest of the band gave a stellar performance (i.e. there was an actual tune). However, as many critics soon discovered, the rest of the album was a huge letdown, reverting back to the old noise of 'everyone play at once', with banshee screeching ruining the experiance. Nevertheless, it sold billions of units, as lots of bullied emo kids bought numerous copies because they wanted to be cool.

Recent Events and New Album (2010-the second coming)

After Gazza went into rehab after a tour with bands Bloody Disgusting and Not Very Nice, during which he hurled a bottle at a female fan whom he mistook for the elephant man in a drug induced rage (she was ugly, so anyone could have made that mistake really), the band began work on a new EP, released in 2010, and their third album, which has been completed and is schedualed for a release any time soon. Lucker stated that it would be 'a mixture of the last two albums', whilst Heylmum said they were experimenting with 6 string guitars and actual singing.

A typical Suicide Silence fan, also known as a loser

Known Discography

The First Album (1627)

 1. Intro (01:00)
 2. I Love You Mum (04:45)
 3. Que Sera Sera (06:00)
 4. Bunny Rabbit (03:59)
 5. God is in the Rain (05:35)
 6. Dancing in Daisies (07:03)
 7. Hallelujah (06:09)
 8. Heaven (03:30)

Suicide Silence Return (1765)

 1. I Think I Love You (03:20)
 2. Blessed (07:30)
 3. Sunday (09:40)
 4. God's Children (13:00)
 5. Away in a Manger (17:39)
 6. Silent Night (30:00)

Love Songs (1864)

 1. You Complete Me (03:59)
 2. I Can't Live Without You (05:00)
 3. You're All I Need (04:12)
 4. Love (05:49)
 5. Happiness (03:20)
 6. I'm Fond of Pets (02:59)
 7. Let's Get Married (05:41)
 8. This is What You Mean to Me (28:09)
 9. You Complete Me (Beethoven Remix) (Bonus Track) (29:00)

Live From the Vatican (1973)

 1. God is in the Rain (05:28)
 2. You're All I Need (16:09)
 3. Happiness (24:09)
 4. God's Children (14:09)
 5. Heaven (15:09)
 6. I Can't Live Without You (14:00)
 7. Hallelujah (8:09)
 8. Away in a Manger (29:00)
 9. Que Sera Sera (5:00)
10. You Complete Me (63:00)
11. The Sash My Father Wore (British Bonus Track) (29:09)

untitled (2005)

 1. (00:29)
 2. (01:20)
 3. (02:00)
 4. (17:00)
 5. (00:01)

The Cleansing (2007)

 1. Revelations (You're Gonna Regret Buying This Album) (00:33)
 2. I'm Not Talking to You Anymore (02:15)
 3. Hands of a Killer (Feel Nice and Warm) (04:14)
 4. You're Not Getting Compensation for Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong (02:45)
 5. The Fallen (Are Still With Us in Heaven) (04:07)
 6. I'm Not a Coward, I Just Don't Like Being Shot At (03:11)
 7. The Disease (I Don't Make Friends Easily) (04:22)
 8. Killed by Being Hit Repeatedly in the Face with a Rusty Shovel For Sleeping with My Wife (02:35)
 9. I Have a Girl of Glass in my Living Room (02:52)
10. I Hate Having my Photograph Taken (I'm Ugly) (04:32)
11. Eyes Shown Shit (02:58)
12. Green Eyed in a Gay Rage (05:49)
13. Attacking a Statue with Pickaxes and Sledgehammers (hidden track) (03:44)

No Time to Bleed (2009)

 1. Go Back to Sleep (03:48)
 2. Thrown Out of Bed (04:08)
 3. I Like Smoking Weed (03:08)
 4. My Brians are Invisible (02:57)
 5. No Time to Bleed (I Have Too Many Godparents to Kill) (02:22)
 6. Suffering Yet? (You Will by the End of This Album) (03:55)
 7. ...How Should I Know What Happened to Her (04:00)
 8. Getting Wasted is Cool (03:13)
 9. (Oh Lord) Your Creations (Are Wonderful) (03:59)
10. Genocide is Cool Cos I Let Them Use it on Saw VI (02:17)
11. Disengage (So I Can Punch You In the Crotch) (04:04)

The New Suicide Silence EP (2010)

 1. UUUURRRGGGHHHH!!!!! (00:59)
 2. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (00:37)
 3. NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (00:06)
 4. My Endless Love (ft Mariah Carey) (04:21)
 5. WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!???? (00:11)
 6. RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!! (00:22)
 7. KILL YOURSELF!!!!!! (00:05)
 8. Stay Another Day (East 17 cover) (04:25)

Epic Duets (2010)

 1. I HATE MYSELF (ft My Chemical Romance) (01:00)
 2. Check Out My Sexy Haircut (ft Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy) (02:00)
 3. I Have More Money Than You. HAHAHAHA!! (ft Lars Ulrich of Metallica) (09:00)
 4. I HATE MYSELF (ft Oli Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon) (01:00)
 5. I WISH I WAS DEAD (ft Ian Curtis of Joy Division) (03:30)
 6. I HATE MYSELF (ft 30 Seconds to Mars) (01:00)
 7. I'm a Spice Boy (ft Josh Franceschi of youmeatsix) (03:40)
 8. DO IT!! (ft Judas Priest) (00:02)
 9. My Fans Are All Stupid Pigs (ft Nickelback) (02:00)
10. I FUCKING HATE MYSELF (ft The Used) (01:00)
11. By the End of This Album, You'll Wish You Were Dead (ft Dragonforce) (56:00)
12. I LOVE MYSELF (NO REALLY, I DO) (ft The Archies) (02:00)
13. I h8 MySelF (EpIclI RemIXed 2 MaX bY N-DubZ) (04:30)

Live in a Burning New York City (Planned for a 2011 Release)

 1. Mandatory Intro Track (Where Fans Scream and the Singer Howls Like a Wounded Banshee) (01:00)
 2. I HATE MYSELF (01:00)
 3. I HATE MYSELF (01:00)
 4. Killed by Being Hit Repeatedly in the Face with a Rusty Shovel For Sleeping with My Wife (10:10)
 5. If I Could Get a Flamethrower and Turn You All into Smouldering Ashes, Then I Would (05:00)
 6. Hands of a Killer (Feel Nice and Warm) (03:59)
 7. I'm Playing Exactly the Same Song I Just Played (03:59)
 8. I Orgasm Over a Funeral Pyre (06:00)
 9. My Manager Can Go and Stab Himself (00:10)
10. People At This Show Have No Manners (00:30)
11. I HATE YOU (01:00)
12. NO NO, I REALLY HATE YOU (02:00)
13. IF YOU MAKE ME DO ONE MORE SONG, I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE (00:30)
14. Interlude (Cue Band and Fans Crying and Screaming as They Get Flayed Alive by a Mental Mitch Lucker) (20:00)
15. I Wanna Be Your Man (DJ Ironik Cover) (02:57)
16. If You're Not the One (Daniel Bedingfield Cover) (07:00)

The 3rd Album (whenever it comes out)

 1. Intro (Where We Bash Random Stuff and Scream) (00:43)
 2. A Song Where I Shout About How My Life Sucks (ft Oliver Sykes of Bring Me The Horizon) (01:49)
 3. My Wife Just Boned the Milkman (02:37)
 4. I Dream About Sticking Rusty Hooks into my Child's Eyes (03:28)
 5. This Song is Gonna Sell Loads of Copies (03:00)
 6. I'm Not a Sellout, But I'm Only in This Band for the Money (ft Josh Franceschi of youmeatsix) (03:59)
 7. I'm MIstYpIng THe TItlE LIke ThIs Coz I iZ CooL AnD I Am SuM BoI (ft SouLJa BOy) (04:00)
 8. Now I'm Gonna Sound Like Every Other Deathcore Band (Like I Have Always Done) (01:00)
 9. I Want to Maim You (01:30)
10. Who Cares What This Song is About, You Won't Be Able to Make Out the Words Anyway (00:30)
11. Satan Sucks (02:00)
12. I'm Gonna Appeal to the Pop Market by Singing With These Dorks (ft Louis Tomlinson and One Direction) (03:39)
13. I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) 
14. This Isn't The End of the Album (00:02)
15. I Should Be a Cosmetic Surgeon, Cos Then I Could Slice Your Face Up, Make a Mess of it and I Can Charge You For It (00:59)
16. I'm Boring (00:30)
17. No One Wants to B My Friend (01:27)
18. I Laugh At the Fact that You're an Orphan and You Are on Fire (02:00)
19. I Hate Whales (00:42)
20. I Love the Japanese (And Their Tetanus-Infected Harpoons) (00:57) 
21. This Song Goes On and On and On and On and On and On and On and On and On (x2000) (2598:09)

Critical Acclaim

• 'Garbage'-The Daily Telegraph
• 'Awful'-Kerrang!
• 'I wanted to rip my ears off!'-NME
• 'An insult to metal! I hope they all fall of a cliff and die!'-Metal Hammer
• 'Ghastly'-Q
• 'Such emotion. I love it!'-Emo Times
• 'The most talented band I've heard in a while'-OK magazine
• 'The most intelligent band in the world'-50 Cent
• 'What was their name again?'-Simon Cowell

Typical Lyrics

• YOU'RE WORTHLESS!!!!!!!
• WAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE UUUUPPPPPP! WAAKKKKKKKEEEE UUUPPPP! COME ON COME ON, YOU GOTTA WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
• AND DOCTORS WON'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNISE YOUR FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIINNNNGGGG FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEE!
• SLAUGHTER THE SIIICCCKKK!!!
• END THIS LIIIIIIIIIFE!
• LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!!
• MORE OF YOUR FAMILIES DEAD BY TOMORROW!!!
• RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting Facts

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Highest Chart Positions

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Friends

you must be joking

Biggest Fans

• Basil Brush