User:MasterRice
Master Rice ( May 2006 - Present ) is a super-ultra-monkey-team-hyper-force-terrorist from the Great World of the Internet. Born during the Great 4Chan Raids of Habbo and the Pointless Spam Wars of Habbo [GROUPS], he was drafted to type any pointless spam he could think of to defend his nation ( not that he's really defending, or anything ). Master Rice grew up only with spam and rice before his delayed puberty had settled in at the age of 23. Master Rice, initially, immigrated to the Empire of Google to pursue his career Gourmet-Turd Chef at a Fish market. But during his first years in college, he met another kid named User:Shmigle. This had led him to pursue his career to do a global Hacktivist-Terrorist Jihad for domination with Shmigle. Currently, he is accumulating necessary information to HAXX the Internet.
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