User:Markflay

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Mark and his ex

Mark is a 17 year old student from Exeter College, currently the best student in his class, the teachers love him, the students love him, everyone loves Mark Flay, and lets be honest, who wouldn't.

The day that the world was graced with this special person was 12th December 1989, remember that people, 12th December, he expects birthday presents, anywho, Mark is a unique piece of Markitecture™, his mum, Mandy is extremly proud to have such a caring, kind and gorgeous son, and step-dad, Adam has said that he feels privileged to meet Mark as he is such a special talent.

Mark is a supporter of Liverpool F.C and is rumored to be going to Plymouth Argyle for a trial, although these rumours are said to be just rumours at this present moment in time.

Marks idol is Jimmy Bullard, and he has met him on one occasion, he wants to be just like him, except the hair, joke, he even likes jimmy's hair!!!! Mark said "Bullard plays with a smile on his face, always happy and just enjoys the game." And Jimmy replied by saying "Wow! I don't think i've ever been an idol before, I don't have to do anything do I?"

Music is a part of Marks life, he enjoys anything from Plan B to My Chemical Romance (only one song) and from Goo Goo Dolls to O-Town, Marks favourite song is O-Town's 'All or Nothing' and Goo Goo Dolls' 'Iris'. Mark also likes Akon ft. Snoop Dogg's 'I wanna f**k you' and Westlife's 'What becomes of the broken hearted'

Mark attended St. Lukes High School and achieved 4 C's 2 D's 3 E's 1 F and 1 G. Marks favourite teachers were Miss King, Mrs Whalley and Mr. Upston, but Mark didn't get on with Dave Egford, but did get along with his brother, known better as "Mini Egg" or "Junior". Marks 4 C's came in English Language, English Lit. Maths and Food Technology, while his G came in R.E (a subject everyone expects to fail as it has no use in the modern day lessons)

You can catch Mark at www.myspace.com/markwolly or http://Mark-flay.bebo.com or mark.flay@hotmail.com

Cheers now!