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* Topic for #uncyclopedia set by Ljlego at Fri Mar 21 12:05:29 2008
<zombieninja> And for that matter
<HanSolo> Did you hear about that kid
<zombieninja> it's kinda selfish and gay if you're HAPPY if it fails.
<Ljlego> Manticore: my favorite wannabe staffer!
<Ljlego> :D
<EnzoAquarius> That kid that did the thing?
<EnzoAquarius> That kid that did the thing?
<Manticore> Ljlego!
<HanSolo> Who was vice president of the sudent body
<zombieninja> HanSolo: Stab him if it happens a third time
<HanSolo> He got suspended for buying candy from another guy
<HanSolo> zn:I can't do that
<HanSolo> I'd get sued
<HanSolo> Again
<HanSolo> However
<HanSolo> I'll tell him at school:
<HanSolo> "Everyone on the itnerenet thinks you suck."
<HanSolo> *internet
<zombieninja> Doppelgamer: it's kinda selfish and gay if you're HAPPY if it fails.
<zombieninja> Also
<HanSolo> "I didn't mentionyour name."
<zombieninja> anyways
<HanSolo> "I think."
<HanSolo> "I hope."
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<EnzoAquarius> "AH HA! AH HA!"
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<EnzoAquarius> "AH HA! AH HA!"
<zombieninja> HanSolo: Yeah, and one particularily moral dumbass wanted you to stab him. tell him that
<HanSolo> K
<zombieninja> oh and tell them again
<zombieninja> TELL THE GIRLS
<zombieninja> Daddy why do I have 4 mommies?
<HanSolo> Sure
<HanSolo> He also said he'd never wear a condom
<HanSolo> He thinks It's abortion
<HanSolo> IDIOT
<Starnestommy> sperm aren't humans
<Manticore> Starnestommy would know
<EnzoAquarius> GOING TO FLORIDAAAAAAAAA
<zombieninja> no no
<zombieninja> no condoms causes abortion
<zombieninja> yes condoms prevents it
<zombieninja> and AIDS
<HanSolo> "Daddy why are you sleeping with aunt Jessie?"
<HanSolo> "Daddy why are you sleeping with my sister?"
<EnzoAquarius> "She gives me a hard-on"
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<EnzoAquarius> Whoops :)
<zombieninja> Daddy stop it it HURTS
<Villahj_Ideeut> [22:44:14] <EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<Villahj_Ideeut> [22:44:15] <EnzoAquarius> "AH HA! AH HA!"
<EnzoAquarius> :)
<Villahj_Ideeut> And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.
<HanSolo> nodaddyithurts
<HanSolo> This is why you're not
<EnzoAquarius> BABY BABY
* HanSolo presents video of Villahy_Ideeut humping himself
<HanSolo> Crap
<HanSolo> Wrong person
<HanSolo> n/m
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<HanSolo> Sysops are dictators
<TheLedBalloon> yes we are
<Ljlego> LEDDY!
<HanSolo> Like Famine and TheLEdBalloon
<UnIdiot> TheLedBalloon!
<HanSolo> And- He's standing right behind me isn't he.
<TheLedBalloon> Ljlego!
<TheLedBalloon> HanSolo!
<TheLedBalloon> UnIdiot!
<UnIdiot> TheLedBalloon: check out my new speaker http://www.zshare.net/image/92515325f298e4/
<UnIdiot> its a beast!
<kirby> TheLedBalloon!
<TheLedBalloon> kirby!
<HanSolo> ....LED IS SYSOP
<HanSolo> ??
<TheLedBalloon> :O
<TheLedBalloon> NO WAI
<TheLedBalloon> UnIdiot: nice
<UnIdiot> indeed
<Manticore> NO WAI
<Manticore> LED IS TEH SYSOP?
<TheLedBalloon> make a video review for it
<Manticore> HIDE
<UnIdiot> i plan to knock over peoples houses
<TheLedBalloon> LIEK NO WAI REALI?
<UnIdiot> haha its long out of production
<HanSolo> .HANANNOUNCEMENT: I AM NO LONGER NOT EDITING UNCYCLOPEDIA
<TheLedBalloon> UnIdiot: Video review???
<Villahj_Ideeut> Good
<Villahj_Ideeut> Door's on your left.
<UnIdiot> yeah, you can only do stuff in production
<TheLedBalloon> awww
<UnIdiot> thats why they didn't accept my bass review
<UnIdiot> yeah i know
<UnIdiot> it sucks
<TheLedBalloon> what about the Matrix>
<TheLedBalloon> *?
<UnIdiot> bad video quality
<UnIdiot> im doing it again tommorow
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<TheLedBalloon> cool
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* TheLedBalloon deadpigeon!
<TheLedBalloon> Mr_Seeker!
<Mr_Seeker> TheLedBalloon!
<deadpigeon> TheLedBalloon: Hello darling.
<TheLedBalloon> :DD
<Doppelgamer> what are those cinnamon mike & ikes called
<Doppelgamer> red hots, right?
* AAA^ revives deadpigeon
<EnzoAquarius> OMG :D
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<EnzoAquarius> TheLedBalloon: :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
<TheLedBalloon> e|m|c!
<TheLedBalloon> EnzoAquarius!
<e|m|c> Oi.
<EnzoAquarius> :DD
<EnzoAquarius> :DD
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<EnzoAquarius> :DD
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<EnzoAquarius> :DD
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<EnzoAquarius> :DD
* EnzoAquarius duble-squirts
<Doppelgamer> .
<Doppelgamer> ..
<Doppelgamer> ...
<Doppelgamer> ..
<Doppelgamer> .
<TheLedBalloon> C-CC-C--C-COMBOOOOO BREAKKERRRR
<UnIdiot> XD
<EnzoAquarius> BREAKER!
<EnzoAquarius> OF THE COMBO!
<EnzoAquarius> ERROR
<EnzoAquarius> IN THE SYSTEM
<AAA^> COMBO BORKER
<EnzoAquarius> CHAT BORK!
<Villahj_Ideeut> BOMBO CREAKER
<Villahj_Ideeut> SOVEREIGNITY.
* TheLedBalloon breaks EnzoAquarius's combo
<EnzoAquarius> Aww :D
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* EnzoAquarius grabs head-phones to listen to musik
<Villahj_Ideeut> NP Come Out and Play
<Villahj_Ideeut> The Offspring
<Villahj_Ideeut> Before that it was Original Prankster... same band :P
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<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<Villahj_Ideeut> UH-HUH UH-HUH
<EnzoAquarius> "AH HA! AH HA!"
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<EnzoAquarius> "AH HA! AH HA!"
<Villahj_Ideeut> UH-HUH UH-HUH
<Villahj_Ideeut> One more time
<Villahj_Ideeut> (psst)
<EnzoAquarius> What is that song called?
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<Villahj_Ideeut> UH-HUH UH-HUH
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
* e|m|c farts.
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<Villahj_Ideeut> And all the girlies say
<EnzoAquarius> COMBO-BREAKER!
<Villahj_Ideeut> Song title: "I'm pretty fly for a white guy"
<Villahj_Ideeut> er
<Villahj_Ideeut> Pretty Fly
<EnzoAquarius> No it's not :P
<EnzoAquarius> Thank you
<Villahj_Ideeut> And then in parens (For a white guy)_
<Villahj_Ideeut> I wrote her off for the tenth time today :P
<Villahj_Ideeut> Practiced all the things I would say
<Villahj_Ideeut> Woo.
<HanSolo> ?
<HanSolo> You know what's wierd
<Villahj_Ideeut> HanSolo: Your face.
<HanSolo> I can sing kareoke in front of my girlfriend without looking stupid
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<Villahj_Ideeut> Correction
<HanSolo> Even more suprising:
<Villahj_Ideeut> more stupid than you already are
<Villahj_Ideeut> UH-HUH UH-HUH
<HanSolo> I can sing kareoke without looking stupid
<Villahj_Ideeut> Correction
<Villahj_Ideeut> more stupid than you already are
<HanSolo> Well, actually.. the only real thing suprising...
<HanSolo> I can sing kareoke
<Villahj_Ideeut> Correc---
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<Villahj_Ideeut> Nevermind.
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<HanSolo> Maybe It's because I'm Filipino
<Villahj_Ideeut> Or just a dumbass.
* HanSolo presents froged get out of rape free card
<Villahj_Ideeut> G'night all.
<HanSolo> *forged
<Villahj_Ideeut> ...
<EnzoAquarius> Ok, here we go
* Villahj_Ideeut rapes HanSolo
<EnzoAquarius> http://youtube.com/watch?v=MdaPZ_F2zw8
<EnzoAquarius> "GIVE IT TO ME BABY!"
<HanSolo> HEY
<EnzoAquarius> This video is HILARIOUS
<HanSolo> THAT WAS A OFFICIAL FORGED CARD
* Villahj_Ideeut accepts the card
<Villahj_Ideeut> You got out of it.
* Villahj_Ideeut rapes HanSolo
<EnzoAquarius> I want to make my own Monopoly board
<Villahj_Ideeut> Got another?
<HanSolo> Enzo:We're not idiots, We are scientists.
<HanSolo> Enzo: Reichopoly
<EnzoAquarius> D
<EnzoAquarius> XD
<HanSolo> Yeah.
<HanSolo> This one is passive
<HanSolo> And never expires
<EnzoAquarius> "Uncycopoly"
* Villahj_Ideeut passively rapes HanSolo
* HanSolo watchs Villahj_Ideeut's penis get cut off by the circular saw connected to his buttcheek
<EnzoAquarius> "Get hit by Ban Hammer - Don't pass Spang, Don't Collect 200 Sperm"
<HanSolo> What? I'm robocop
<HanSolo> Enzo:Grue Army Base - Get flamed
<Villahj_Ideeut> How do you watch your own ass, exactly.
<EnzoAquarius> XD
<HanSolo> Go directly to ban
<HanSolo> Villahj Ideeut:Robocop can see everything
<HanSolo> Adn dosen't have an ass
<EnzoAquarius> This is the MOST EMBARASSING GOAL EVER
<Villahj_Ideeut> HanSolo: You, sir.
<EnzoAquarius> http://youtube.com/watch?v=meFICJYORvA
<Villahj_Ideeut> Are a douche.
* Villahj_Ideeut goes to bed
<HanSolo> I knew thar
<HanSolo> *that
<HanSolo> Uncyclorpg
<HanSolo> VFH: Take  1d54 damage due to whoring.
* You are now known as Manticore|Away
<EnzoAquarius> Erm, oww
<EnzoAquarius> I just cut myself somehow
<HanSolo> wtf
<HanSolo> I smashed a mug onto my PC monitor
<HanSolo> And I can see what you guys are saying
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<HanSolo> Can you guys, like, call the Paramedics?
<HanSolo> I can't touch the phone without getting it bloody
<HanSolo> Il ive at *censor*
<EnzoAquarius> LOL!
<HanSolo> Hey... umm..
<EnzoAquarius> Aww,
<HanSolo> Is that thing supposed to be sparking?
<HanSolo> Cause
<EnzoAquarius> LMFAO! XD XD XD
<HanSolo> It's melting the cooling fan
<HanSolo> Wait
<EnzoAquarius> http://youtube.com/watch?v=xs1MkhUIG9A
<HanSolo> why am i aksing you, I can't see your responses
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<EnzoAquarius> A SHIT LOAD OF SHARPIES!
<Starnestommy> wtf
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<HanSolo> Starnes:Is that wire suppsoed to be on fire
<HanSolo> My monitor is exploding
<HanSolo> And I can't see what you are saying
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo you fat fuck :D
<kirby> HanSolo: try putting it out with watter
<kirby> water
<EnzoAquarius> He can't read what we're saying :P
<EnzoAquarius> :)
<EnzoAquarius> You know what that means
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo Namedrop Spree!
<EnzoAquarius> Make his speakers GO WILD HANSOLO!
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<EnzoAquarius> We got to move these...refridgerators!
<EnzoAquarius> Got to move these color teeveeessss
<EnzoAquarius> UMA UMA
<LordKaT> universal media access?
<EnzoAquarius> Sure, why not
<AAA^> LordKaT! \o/
<LordKaT> AAA^! \o/
<EnzoAquarius> LordKaT: \o/
<LordKaT> EnzoAquarius! \o/
<kirby> LordKaT!
<EnzoAquarius> http://youtube.com/watch?v=-ycjVSyDVQM - Fear Factory + Gary Numan = AMAZING CARS REMAKE
<LordKaT> kirby! \o/
<LordKaT> nsfw, not safe for human consumption:  http://kip.7chan.org/b/src/120606828285.jpg
<kirby> LordKaT: i told you not to squeeze to hard
<LordKaT> i know but it felt so good
<EnzoAquarius> 7CHAN?!
<LordKaT> 7chons
<EnzoAquarius> TURN AROUND, SCREAM AND DUCK!
<LordKaT> better than niggertits
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<LordKaT> 4ailchons
<LordKaT> 4chan
<AAA^> 4chains
* AAA^ goes to bed
<LordKaT> ini AAA^
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<AAA^> night
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* LordKaT gives EnzoAquarius a stool
* EnzoAquarius craps a stool sample
<kirby> oh god he left a floater
* LordKaT eats
<LordKaT> no moar floatar
<Olipro> LordKaT!
<LordKaT> Olipro! \o/
<Olipro> where are you living dude?
<EnzoAquarius> I LEFT A FLOATA! :D
<LordKaT> Olipro, in new york right now
<LordKaT> why
<Olipro> I meant what sort of place
<Olipro> got your own apartment?
<kirby> LordKaT: he wants to play doctor
<LordKaT> Olipro, I'm renting out a basement right now
<LordKaT> shauna nad I are looking for another place to live
<LordKaT> might end up in a small town
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<kirby> my names kate, but most people call be shauna
<kirby> shaauunnna
<LordKaT> there's a few palces we're looking at that rent out full townhosues in the sub$600 range
<Olipro> aww, how sweet
<Olipro> you're living together
<LordKaT> Olipro, I showed shauna that picture of the dudes exploded balls, and she laughed and said "you should gross a few people out with that, it'll be hilarious."
<LordKaT> she's a /b/tard and doesn't even know it.
<Olipro> lol
<Olipro> LordKaT, if there ever was such a thing as "living in sin"
<Olipro> you two are it
<LordKaT> haha
<LordKaT> I don't know if it's a good thing or the most evil thing to ever hapen
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<Olipro> lol
<Olipro> I bet LordKaT modified his desk
<Olipro> so she has a special kneeling space
<LordKaT> she specifically requested more space
* zombieninja is under LordKaT's desk
<LordKaT> so I obliged
<Olipro> hahaha
<EnzoAquarius> :O
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<EnzoAquarius> :DD
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<LordKaT> Olipro, she's the single most awesomest chick I've ever met
<Olipro> <LordKaT> by which I mean she's the first person I've fucked
<LordKaT> haha funny :P
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<Olipro> you know you love it
<LordKaT> goddamn I love her
<Olipro> so, how long are you going to wait till you ask her to marry you?
<LordKaT> dunno
<LordKaT> she was talking to me about a $6000 engagement ring
<LordKaT> My jaw dropped
<Olipro> oh lord
<Olipro> "buddy, I'd loan you the money but I know you're not good for it"
<LordKaT> haha
<LordKaT> She's the only girl I've dated that has said, with a straight face "baby, I don't really wanna go out tonight. Let's play D&D instead."
<TheLedBalloon> DGNeree!
<TheLedBalloon> how's life, my friend?
<TheLedBalloon> I honestly don't know why you come here
<TheLedBalloon> You clearly hate the chan
<Olipro> I prefer playing... sex
<Olipro> giggity.
<TheLedBalloon> why bother?
<TheLedBalloon> why show up?
<Olipro> </Quagmire>
<TheLedBalloon> there are a million other IRC channels out there, you know, DGNeree
<LordKaT> that's what it usually ends up being, Olipro.
<Starnestommy> uhh...
<Starnestommy> he's muted
<TheLedBalloon> yes, he just told me
<Olipro> lol LordKaT
<Olipro> just don't knock her up... yet LordKaT
<LordKaT> I don't intend on it
<LordKaT> not for a long while
<Doppelgamer> wow i forgot IRC was open
<Doppelgamer> so not reading through all that
<Doppelgamer> night all
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<Olipro> you know, I wondered LordKaT, how come you work for cabs and such
<Olipro> why not apply for a job as a programmer at a business
<Olipro> hell, sysadmin will do
<LordKaT> no degree
<LordKaT> and don't say get a degree
<Olipro> heh
<LordKaT> I've been kicked out of two colleges now
<Olipro> I won't
<Olipro> what about getting an MCSE
<Olipro> it's about £20-30 quid here to take that test
<Olipro> and any wanker can get it
<LordKaT> I can't sign up for the test without taking a mandatory course out here
<LordKaT> about $1500
<LordKaT> plus the exam fee
<Olipro> well just lie and say you need to re-take it to get exployed at location x
<LordKaT> heh the place that proctors the exams requires courses be taken from them
<LordKaT> i think they'd know if I took clases
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<LordKaT> nosebleed! \o/
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<Olipro_> ;_;
<Olipro_> anyhoo LordKaT
<Olipro_> go apply for admin/programmer jobs
<LordKaT> anyhoo
<LordKaT> believe me, I am
<Olipro_> if you throw enough shit, some might stick
<TheLedBalloon> Starnestommy: do you know why DGNeree is blocked?
<Starnestommy> being an arse
<Starnestommy> or something like that\
<EnzoAquarius> ARSE
<Starnestommy> Y
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<Exodus212> RAWR'
<Exodus212> snore
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<Olipro> Starnestommy: why did you quiet DGNeree?
<Olipro> you fucking cock
<HanSolo> Hmm
<HanSolo> I think I just fapped
<Starnestommy> I accidentally unbanned hom before
<Starnestommy> *him
<HanSolo> And by "Fapped"
<Olipro> oh
<Olipro> who banned him?
<Starnestommy> the other users protested, so I put it back as a +q
<Starnestommy> I think Manticore|Away did it
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<HanSolo> I mean "Dropped a glass bottle on my crotch"
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<Exodus212> HanSolo: Ouch
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<Exodus212> wb
<Manticore|Away> DGNeree only comes here to troll and complain
* Exodus212 listens to Daft Punk
<Manticore|Away> speaking of trolls
<Manticore|Away> gtfo Exodus212 
<Olipro> Manticore|Away: explain
<Exodus212> I am simply here. Barely saying a word.
<Manticore|Away> Olipro, Exodus212 is cross-wiki/channel troll
<Starnestommy> Manticore|Away: forgive me for saying this, but you need to look at some of the stuff that you say or do
<Olipro> Manticore|Away: I mean DGNeree
<Manticore|Away> oh him?
<TheLedBalloon> I said a hip, hop, a hippy, a hippy to the hip-hip-hop and ya don't stop...........
<Olipro> see PM Manticore|Away
<Manticore|Away> Starnestommy, such as?
<TheLedBalloon> Manticore|Away: dgn feels that you've been picking on him
<TheLedBalloon> why don't you two try to sort it out?
* Exodus212 backs away slowly
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<TheLedBalloon> via PM, I mean
<TheLedBalloon> in the meantime....
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<Manticore|Away> FU Spang
* Exodus212 just wants to chat.
<Exodus212> o_o
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Olipro
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<Exodus212> ?
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<Exodus212> Oh.
<DGNeree> have i a voide?
<Led|Away> oh, btw, you there, UnIdiot?
<DGNeree> voice?
<UnIdiot> indeed i am!
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<Starnestommy> no, you were unmuted
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<Olipro> DGNeree: so, what did you want to say?
<DGNeree> why am i banned by Manticore every time i come on this channel?
<Exodus212> I would not recommend asking that.
<DGNeree> i am an uncyclopedian writer and an admin on the dutch Oncyclopedie
<Olipro> because you went out of your way to insult him?
<Olipro> who cares what you are, that's irrelevant
<Olipro> stop being so self-important
<Olipro> and get down to the facts
<Olipro> I don't care if you're the fucking king of Holland
<Exodus212> o_o
<DGNeree> i care about a reason for my bannination
<Starnestommy> you may be an admin on the dutch uncyclopedia, but this isn't the dutch one
<TheLedBalloon> there is no escaping reason, no denying purpose
<Exodus212> This is not going to end well....
<TheLedBalloon> because , as you well know, without purpose...
<TheLedBalloon> we would not exist
<TheLedBalloon> it is purpose that created us...
<TheLedBalloon> purpose that compells us
<DGNeree> hy does this guy ban me from #uncyclopedia?
<Olipro> because you appear to be opionated and worse than that, you seem to make that point heard to the point of becoming a nuisance
<Exodus212> Enough with the Smith quotes
<TheLedBalloon> XD
<Olipro> worse than that, you also went into an unrelated channel
<Olipro> namely #freenode
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to TheLedBalloon
<Olipro> and started actually writing insults
<Starnestommy> Manticore has channel operator authority here
<Exodus212> ...
<Exodus212> Uh-oh....
* ChanServ removes channel operator status from TheLedBalloon
<Starnestommy> and is a Wikia janitor
<DGNeree> |so?
<TheLedBalloon>   /kick Exodus212 enough with the Exodus212 quotes
<TheLedBalloon> :P
<Exodus212> ...
<DGNeree> should i now shiver?
<Exodus212> DGNeree: Meaning he has admin rights on all wikis.
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Oh cool
<Exodus212> And yes.
* Starnestommy pours ice on DGNeree 
<DGNeree> it is very easy to block someones voice
<DGNeree> well, shame on all wikia wikis
<Starnestommy> not quite.  He has to have the local admins' permission or there has to be en emergency for him to use janitor powers on a wiki
<Exodus212> gtfo
<DGNeree> and i'm glad Oncyclopedie is not part od wikia
<DGNeree> now block me again for saying that
<zombieninja> DGNeree: You're being a cuntface to the tenth degree, you know that?
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<TheLedBalloon> why don't you tell Manticore|Away what he said that bothered you?
<zombieninja> Also, me =/= kitchenninja
<DGNeree> that is your opinion
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hello hi
<TheLedBalloon> zombieninja: now is not the right time.
* Olipro has quit (Nick collision from services.)
<Exodus212> It is not opinion. It is complete fact.
<DGNeree> he didn't say anythiung, he's just blocking me for no reason
<Ryan_Taylor> EmperorLOLZORZ: hi
<zombieninja> TheLedBalloon: Eh, I said that one thing in the context of the argument, the one also, now I'll stfu
<Starnestommy> DGNeree: listen to yourself
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<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: :O
<PrincessCaitlai> NO!
<Starnestommy> then you'll know why we think what we think about you
<Exodus212> That is precisely what I used to think when Manticore blocked me.
<DGNeree> let him give a reason for that
<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sorry for  interejection
<HanSolo> ?
* HanSolo says hi
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Olipro
* zombieninja hugs HanSolo
<EmperorLOLZORZ> greeting to you
<HanSolo> ARG
<HanSolo> hONLY FEMALES MAY HUG ME
<HanSolo> *ONLY
<PrincessCaitlai> Hello Everyone
<DGNeree> Manticore is someone who hasn't anyrhing to do with the uncyclopedias. Why does he hjave a say in the goings on?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> no sex
* Dark_Apostrophe hugs HanSolo in spite
<EmperorLOLZORZ> wait
<HanSolo> ...
* PinkServ` has quit ("Ctrl-C at console.")
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hug is not sex .
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sorry
* HanSolo takes out a rifle
<PrincessCaitlai> DGNeree: is right about what he is saying.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> confusion
<HanSolo> *chik-chik*
<Starnestommy> He's a Wikia janitor and channel op here
* HanSolo opens fire
* zombieninja hugs HanSolo tightly and holds him in a death grip of affection
* Dark_Apostrophe splatters all over HanSolo
<DGNeree> he just interferes in things that he isn't competent to contribute to
<Starnestommy> he does contribute
<EmperorLOLZORZ> what to happening !!
<Starnestommy> but he does a lot more on other wikia wikis
<PrincessCaitlai> He seems to have only contributed wrongdoing.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> some one to be come dead ?
<DGNeree> and when he finds someone contradicticting him he starts blocking
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> hello hi
<zombieninja> DGNeree: It may look that way, but I think his concern is more that you're disrupting and annoying, like, everyone. From what I've seen, at least.
<Olipro> DGNeree: you're not presenting any facts here, you're just being a prat
<Olipro> "I'm a victim, he picks on me, boo hoo"
<Olipro> you're providing no proof
<Olipro> just selected parts of events
<DGNeree> i am glad no overseers have anything to say over Oncyclopedie and i'll make sure no peolple likie wannabee Manticores ever take ober
<Manticore|Away> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Editcount/Manticore vs. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Editcount/D._G._Neree
<EmperorLOLZORZ> this is named arging ?
<Manticore|Away> lol @ that
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i like arguments.
<DGNeree> over
<EmperorLOLZORZ> op me and i may ban! !!
<DGNeree> Manticore, answer me: why are you banning me from this channel every toime?
<Starnestommy> he doesn't ban you EVERY time
<Manticore|Away> because you only come in here and whine about how terrible the channel is?
<DGNeree> if you don't i will answer for you
<Manticore|Away> also, others might be interested in http://paradox.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Manticore
<Starnestommy> but if you keep acting like an asshole, you'll be banned again
<DGNeree> no sir
<Olipro> the word is opionated
<Olipro> and opinionated to the point of being a nuisance
<Olipro> nobody else shares your views.
<Starnestommy> or they only share some of them
<Olipro> indicating you just don't properly understand the conversation here
<DGNeree> it is because you are an opiniated guy with powers over things you actually haven't a clue about
<Olipro> says you.
<Olipro> agian
<Olipro> *again
<Starnestommy> what "things"?
<Starnestommy> you are not being specific enough to present a valid argument
<Olipro> yes, we're lacking specifics from you... AGAIN
<Olipro> just general insults
<DGNeree> hell knows wht things
<DGNeree> and i dont care
<Olipro> right, so basically, you're talking bullshit
<Olipro> brilliant
<Starnestommy> if you don't have proof, STFU
<Olipro> so you now admit you just want to whinge and grind your axe
<DGNeree> but.... why am i banned by thiu guy?
<Olipro> which is timewasting to me and everyone else
<DGNeree> so it is
<Olipro> BECAUSE YOU WASTE PEOPLES TIME BY POINTLESSLY COMPLAINING AND INSTILLING NEGATIVITY
<Starnestommy> and we could be having a fun conversation about penises right now
<DGNeree> again...
<DGNeree> what is the reason for his banning me all the time?
<Olipro> <Manticore|Away> because you only come in here and whine about how terrible the channel is?
<DGNeree> you see... i will not be silent
<Starnestommy> because you're being very annoying
<TheLedBalloon> exactly.
<Olipro> then you're a troll
<Starnestommy> you come here to complain, yet you do not usefully contribute
<DGNeree> what kind of an excuse is that? O_O
<Olipro> this channel isn't a soapbox for you to complain
<Olipro> thre's other places to do that
<TheLedBalloon> excuse?
<Olipro> so yeah, it's a fucking good excuse
<TheLedBalloon> DGNeree, you're stirring up drama
<TheLedBalloon> serious drama
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Because you're being a troll, a whiny fuck, an evangelical fuckhead, providing no arguments, annoying the fuck out of everyone, and making kittens sad.
<TheLedBalloon> and it's fuckin annoying
<Olipro> bingo
<Starnestommy> I am tired of this
<Olipro> in laymens terms, you're an opionated, and SELF-IMPORTANT wanker
<Starnestommy> and it's only been 10 minutes
<TheLedBalloon> my bingo or his bingo?
<DGNeree> did anyone tell you hed pqay a dollar for everytime you say fuck?
<TheLedBalloon> WHO'S BINGO, DAMMIT??
<zombieninja> I showed up about 2 minutes ago
<zombieninja> and I'm tired of this
<Manticore|Away> Codeine is going to be so sad he missed a chance to contribute to this discussion
<Starnestommy> could we please drop the subject?
<DGNeree> so...
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Shut the fuck up and quit doing the worst straw man ever seen
<Olipro> DGNeree: substitute "fuck" for "" if you like
<TheLedBalloon> why? Is codeine part of the vast Manticore-loving conspiracy?
<DGNeree>  the answer to my question is: Fuck fuvk fuck fuck?
<DGNeree> that is pretty bright
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<Olipro> you know what I hate... people with a "holier than thou" and "I'm right, you're wrong" attitude
<TheLedBalloon> I disagree
<Olipro> you have a closed mind
<Olipro> everyone's wasting their time talking to you
<TheLedBalloon> I say that Fvuxk fuck fuck fuck
<Starnestommy> don't make me make Dave2 open it
<Manticore|Away> TheLedBalloon, nah, he's trolled on Code's talk page too
<Olipro> because you'll never see another point of view
<TheLedBalloon> Modusoperandi!
<Starnestommy> and I mean open it wide
<Modusoperandi> TheLedBalloon!
<Olipro> you're the same as people who refuse to accept homosexuals
<TheLedBalloon> Welcome to #Dramapedia, modus
<Modusoperandi> Ah.
<Starnestommy> don't we have a #uncyc-drama for this?
<Modusoperandi> That's better than #Uncyclopedia.
<DGNeree> i am really relieved by your open mindedness
<HanSolo> MODUS> :O
<Modusoperandi> ...which is the worst.
<TheLedBalloon> in this matchup: DGNeree vs. the ENTIRE CHANNEL
<Modusoperandi> HanSolo!
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<zombieninja> DGNeree: My arguments had substance and made sense, it doesn't become giberish because I swore a little. What are you, six? Substitute fuck for "frack" and read it again if you like.
<Modusoperandi> But DGNeree is a boob!
<PrincessCaitlai> DGNeree and PrincessCaitlai vs. ENTIRE CHANNEL!
<zombieninja> Or just remove the fucks
<Tesfan> LOLWUT?
<Starnestommy> now, non-serious topic: bat feces
<TheLedBalloon> yum!
<DGNeree> and you'r unopiniated decisions
* TheLedBalloon eats
<TheLedBalloon> OM NOM NOM
<Tesfan> tasty with rice
<zombieninja> Argh, I dun't wanna be against PrincessCaitlai
<EmperorLOLZORZ> rice is good
<Olipro> DGNeree: I've done nothing to you
<Olipro> except unban you
<Modusoperandi> na-na na-na na-na na-na...Bat Poo!
<DGNeree> now,if you don't agree with me, just ban me again and be done with it. be a hero
<EmperorLOLZORZ> poo = dung ?
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Even if I did agree with you, I'd still want you to gtfo.
<PrincessCaitlai> If you ban him. Ban me as well.
<Starnestommy> or you could just leave and save us the trouble
<Modusoperandi> PrincessCaitlai.
<zombieninja> Just like I want to get rid of evangelical atheists.
* Modusoperandi bows
<Manticore|Away> http://paradox.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Log/block?page=User:Jack_Phoenix
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<HanSolo> I remember going to Yosemite Valley
<HanSolo> THey called Animal Crap "SCAT"
<HanSolo> Or somethig stupid like that
<DGNeree> why should i leave?
<TheLedBalloon> evangelical atheists, zombieninja?
<HanSolo> Theyeven had a song.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> scat = dung as well ?
<DGNeree> i will leave when i want to
<UnIdiot> EmperorLOLZORZ! MY BEST FRIEND!
<zombieninja> TheLedBalloon: He's being a forcive, opinionated, idiotic, annoying, evangelical hater, eh.
<Modusoperandi> I remember going to the dinosaur section of the Calgary zoo. They had fossilized dino poop.
<Starnestommy> you're not doing anything useful besides troll...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> best frend ?
<Olipro> DGNeree: think of it like this, if you cause a nuisance in a pub, they'll call the police to remove you
<EmperorLOLZORZ> not me  sorry .
<Modusoperandi> EmperorLOLZORZ: It's all poo. We have over eight hundred words for it.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sir squggle = best !
<Olipro> same applies here, if you cause a nuisance, we chuck you out
<Exodus212> Yup.
* HanSolo marches in a circle
<kirby> oh god he's back
<Exodus212> It's happened to me before.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> all words = poo  ??
<Tesfan> yeah
<Modusoperandi> Yup.
<HanSolo> hey, which way is Iraq again?
<Exodus212> kirby: not helping
 TheDudeMan TheLedBalloon 
<Modusoperandi> We're a poo-centric people.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> can i type it
<Manticore|Away> TheLedBalloon, re: code - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Codeine/archive7#user_pages
<HanSolo> I want to smuggle soldiers out of Iraq and back into America
<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai: He's being a forcive, opinionated, idiotic, annoying, evangelical hater, eh. I don't think anyone here has anything against his views or his efforts to talk about them, it's just that. I'm personally atheist, yet if someone came in and started preaching in favor of atheism in this fashion I'd be against them.
* kirby grabs PrincessCaitlai
<Tesfan> HanSolo: past dick cheny and go up bush's ass
<DGNeree> Olipro: look at it like this: When the fascists come in, you talk like them or else you'll be banned too
<EmperorLOLZORZ> YOU ARE JOKING on  the chinese again
<EmperorLOLZORZ> stop pleas
<EmperorLOLZORZ> be politeness
<PrincessCaitlai> Apparently you do not speak English.
<Exodus212> DGNeree: That made no sense.
<cycom> deathklok deathklok!
<TheLedBalloon> zombieninja: if you go far enough to any extreme, you always wind up in the exact same place, I think
<Olipro> DGNeree: no, you don't have to do that either, but if you cause unrest, you'll get chucked out
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Straw man argument, again?
* kirby is now known as Chris_Hansen
<DGNeree> doesn't it?|
<EmperorLOLZORZ> how can i make  the sense
<Olipro> that includes channel flooding
<cycom> oh shit! Chris_Hansen!
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* Dark_Apostrophe yawns
<Modusoperandi> TheLedBalloon: and that place would be the land of crazy?
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<cycom> XD
* HanSolo is not communist
<Starnestommy> it's the same anywhere.  Break the rules, and you'll be broken
<zombieninja> DGNeree: If you start burning down the white house, you get in trouble. If you just say you don't like it without going radical, nobody cares.
<Exodus212> True
<TheLedBalloon> Modusoperandi: perhaps, with time...
* Tesfan is not a crook
<Modusoperandi> I've vacationed there.
<Tesfan> * is a
<PrincessCaitlai> I care about what he says.
<Modusoperandi> The nude beaches are nice, if crazy.
<Exodus212> How very true Starnestommy.
<Olipro> DGNeree: tell me... would you go to a chess club and tell everyone that bridge is sooo much better?
<Olipro> same here
<Olipro> difference of opinion
<DGNeree> the white house? where the fuck is that?
<Modusoperandi> Olipro: Bridge is sooo much better.
<Olipro> if you don't like what the people around you are into, piss off
<Exodus212> ...
<Olipro> you're clearly in the wrong place
<Tesfan> heh
<Exodus212> You have got to be kidding me.
<Starnestommy> it's where the President of the United States lives
<DGNeree> not the whole world is america you know
<Modusoperandi> What are we arguing about?
<Tesfan> twss
<zombieninja> DGNeree: ^, yeah, rather than trying to make them try to not be into it as well
<TheLedBalloon> it's the same as people who like ED coming to uncyc to bitch about us
<EmperorLOLZORZ> can i do a secret ..
<Tesfan> people like ED? o_O
<zombieninja> DGNeree: I'm not American, I just felt like saying white house. If I had said Parliment you wouldn't have made that argument.
* Chris_Hansen is now known as kirby
<TheLedBalloon> Tesfan: /me shrugs
<Starnestommy> Tesfan: they're not people, they're monsters
<Tesfan> ah
<EmperorLOLZORZ> my sister  wants to hack/
<Modusoperandi> Tesfan: more people go to ED than Uncyc. Sad, but true.
<Tesfan> =(
<DGNeree> i have never seen a sorrier person than the one living in the whoite house, so i have no business with that idiot
<EmperorLOLZORZ> very smart brain .
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<EmperorLOLZORZ> she reads the chat
<Exodus212> DGNeree: The first true statement you have said/
<EnzoAquarius> EmperorLOLZORZ: 2+2
<Olipro> I have the feeling DGNeree is mid-forties, and lives alone
<Exodus212> Me too.
<cycom> ED is the HHGTTG of satirical encyclopedic knowledge.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> wants to hack dg ?
<Olipro> reminds me of Mary Whitehouse a bit
<DGNeree> but he has been chosen by the american people, so....
<EnzoAquarius> EmperorLOLZORZ: What 2+2?
<Exodus212> I think he lives in his mom's basement actually.
<Starnestommy> hacking is often bad
<Exodus212> Duh
<EmperorLOLZORZ> what 2
<EnzoAquarius> Hacking = Illegal
<Exodus212> Yes.
<EnzoAquarius> ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................
<cycom> hacking is not illegal.
<PrincessCaitlai> Exodus212: Where do you live? The bathroom with a bunch of shit all over it?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> 2+2 is 2 plus 2
<Olipro> EnzoAquarius: so's recording music off the radio
<Tesfan> 2 + 2 = 5 =P
<Starnestommy> well, it depends on your definition of hacking
<EnzoAquarius> PrincessCaitlai: LMFAO! YES!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> 5 ok
<Starnestommy> hacking as in breaking into is bad
<EmperorLOLZORZ> ha ha joking
<EnzoAquarius> Olipro: Ooooh, touche my friend
<DGNeree> |Olipro: so you have feelings? O_O
<EnzoAquarius> O_O
<EnzoAquarius> Wow
<EnzoAquarius> Olipro has FEELINGS?!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> take my dumb , white america
<cycom> Starnestommy: no, it depends on whether or not you follow the original definition, or you use the fucked up one.
<PrincessCaitlai> I am not sure Olipro has feelings..
<Starnestommy> hacking as in making a new program is good
<Exodus212> PrincessCaitlai: I live in a house. In California. With my family.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sister is much smart
<kirby> and pregnant
<EnzoAquarius> XD
<EmperorLOLZORZ> gives me ubuntu
<Exodus212> XDXD
<PrincessCaitlai> Oh. So Exodus212 You live in a shit room that your mom lets you sleep in. Oh, you just told me that nice..
<TheLedBalloon> ubuntu = win
<EmperorLOLZORZ> pregnat ?
<EnzoAquarius> Yeah, I sold Ubuntu to my friend for $100, I win
<PrincessCaitlai> Smart and Pregnant?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> not possible !
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sex is not smart ..
<Exodus212> ....
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
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<Starnestommy> some smart people have sex
<EnzoAquarius> Guys, my IQ is dwindling in here o_o
<Exodus212> Without sex we would not exist.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> HOW#O:IIWQ$#O%#IF OU&Y
<Modusoperandi> SirSquiggle!
<EnzoAquarius> Sex = Existance
<EmperorLOLZORZ> R$E%&YSHFGHSAFGHIAE^foyt^&i(i)&$%%$&$&$)h))hf)s)shhggs(hfg)h)ffgh
<Exodus212> Enough.
<EnzoAquarius> Without sex, we would not exist
<Modusoperandi> We're talking about stuff!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> er^teo%$io^#i$o%#i$%o$i%o#i$%oi#$o%i$o%i$oi%$oi$o%io$%io$i%o$%io$#i%o#$irgoviyup({p){l}:{l
<SirSquiggle> Modusoperandi!
<Exodus212> STOP
<EnzoAquarius> STOP
<EmperorLOLZORZ> SQUGGLE
<EnzoAquarius> HAMMERTIME
<EmperorLOLZORZ> stop stop sorry
<SirSquiggle> LOLZORZ
<SirSquiggle> ZOMG
<DGNeree> But to get back to the matter at hand: So now it is so, that wikia janitors and staffers have a say over each nd every wiki, even uncyclopedia?
<Olipro> there's no shame living in your mum's basement
<EmperorLOLZORZ> you re member @!!!!
<Starnestommy> SirSquiggle@
<Olipro> unless you're in your mid forties
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sorry about the big chat
<Starnestommy> s/@/!/
<Exodus212> YES.
<PrincessCaitlai> Exodus212: How would you have sex? Your missing your penis.. It feel off from being in the shithole you live in for so long..
<TheLedBalloon> DGNeree: they have ops, but there are set limits on how they may use them
<Olipro> DGNeree: in the event of disputes, they mediate
<EmperorLOLZORZ> must go toilet squggle wait
<Starnestommy> DGNeree: actually, local ops have a say over janitors
<TheLedBalloon> mainly to battle crosswiki trolls
<EmperorLOLZORZ> my sister go on .
<Olipro> and they remove spam
<Olipro> and overt vandalism
<DGNeree> i will die before i give oncyclopedie over to a commercialorganisation like wikia
<Olipro> otherwise no
<EnzoAquarius> HE MUST GO TO THE TOILET EVERYBODY
<Exodus212> DGNeree: I'll be at your funeral then.
<Modusoperandi> ROFLMAO!
<Modusoperandi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b
<EnzoAquarius> PrincessCaitlai: Wow, you have claws today O_O
<TheLedBalloon> uh, "death before janitors?"
<DGNeree> especially to people like Manticore
<TheLedBalloon> sounds a bit overly romanticized, don't you think?
<cycom> Is that like an insect?
<SirSquiggle> Doo dooooo doo doo doo.
<TheLedBalloon> a bit melodramatic?
<Starnestommy> Manticore is not the only janitor
<PrincessCaitlai> EnzoAquarius: Getting me mad is a HELL OF A BAD IDEA.
<Exodus212> Manticore is respected member of the Wikia community. You are a selfish bastard.
<EnzoAquarius> Modusoperandi: LMFAO! NICE FIND
<DGNeree> jesus christ, you mean there are more?
<EnzoAquarius> PrincessCaitlai: :(
<SirSquiggle> Jesus.
<PrincessCaitlai> Exodus212: You live in shit.. Your point??
<Exodus212> Oh my god, somebody SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP.
<SirSquiggle> LOLZORZ is in here and no one has been documenting his greatness.
<DGNeree> EVEN MORE REASON FOR ME TO TAKE UP ARMS
<TheLedBalloon> Modusoperandi: MAHNA MAHNA!!
<Exodus212> PrincessCaitlai: Get off my fucking back.
<SirSquiggle> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
<DGNeree> \sorry caps
<Starnestommy> DGNeree: most of them are OK
<DGNeree> i do not think like
* kirby calms PrincessCaitlai with a nice cup of cocoa.
<PrincessCaitlai> Exodus212: Why don't YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. Since you seem to have nothing nice to say..
<EnzoAquarius> SirSquiggle: Duh :)
<EmperorLOLZORZ> BACK
<SirSquiggle> YES
<DGNeree> wise
<EnzoAquarius> NO
<EmperorLOLZORZ> squggle i am canadian now
<EnzoAquarius> MAYBE
<EnzoAquarius> YES
<EnzoAquarius> NO
<Modusoperandi> EnzoAquarius: Boingboing
<SirSquiggle> Forever?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> tripped to china
<EnzoAquarius> Modusoperandi: Boint
<Exodus212> Ahem
<SirSquiggle> Awesome.
<TheLedBalloon> PrincessCaitlai: you, also, apparently have nothing nice to say, tonight
* EnzoAquarius hacks
<TheLedBalloon> may I ask why?
<EnzoAquarius> Wait, sorry
* Tesfan sexes
<TheLedBalloon> something wrong?
* EnzoAquarius hack coughs
<Tesfan> *secks
<EmperorLOLZORZ> why where you not here  ?
<TheLedBalloon> anything you'd like to talk about?
* EnzoAquarius hacks up phlegm
<SirSquiggle> I'm grounded.
<Starnestommy> TheLedBalloon: should we quiet the channel for a couple minutes to cool things down?
<PrincessCaitlai> There is nothing wrong with Tesfan or EnzoAquarius that I can think of.
<Starnestommy> SirSquiggle: why?
<SirSquiggle> Technically I'm not supposed to be here.
<SirSquiggle> Shhhh
<Exodus212> <PrincessCatlai> You live in shit.. Your point??
<EmperorLOLZORZ> stop un nesesary chat .
<PrincessCaitlai> TheLedBalloon: The only person I have said something to was him.
* EnzoAquarius hugs PrincessCaitlai and gives her a back rub
<Olipro> SirSquiggle got caught shagging
<SirSquiggle> I have a B- in geometry
<EmperorLOLZORZ> o
<Olipro> EnzoAquarius: love rat!
<SirSquiggle> Olipro: I wish!
<PrincessCaitlai> Thanks for the back rub..
* PrincessCaitlai hugs EnzoAquarius
<EnzoAquarius> :)
<Starnestommy> grounding for a B-?
<Modusoperandi> Geometry!? But that's easy!
<Dark_Apostrophe> Olipro: What was he shagging?
<TheLedBalloon> seemed like you just chewed out enzo a bit there, to me
<SirSquiggle> Exactly!
<Exodus212> PrincessCaitlai: You are how old?
<TheLedBalloon> whatevs
<DGNeree> Exodus21 i have never chosen manticore. he's the one after me.
<Starnestommy> isn't a C average?
<Tesfan> That sucks =P
<EnzoAquarius> TheLedBalloon: SILENCE!
<Tesfan> yeah
<SirSquiggle> Yeah
<EnzoAquarius> :D
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i will does ANY THING
<TheLedBalloon> Starnestommy: might be a good idea
<Olipro> SirSquiggle: your parents are wankers,
<PrincessCaitlai> Exodus212: I am older then you.
<EnzoAquarius> EmperorLOLZORZ: Eat my shorts
<Olipro> I wouldn't do that to my kids
<TheLedBalloon> whatever you decide to do
<Starnestommy> I only get grounded for Ds or Fs
<EmperorLOLZORZ> stop  the confusing
<EnzoAquarius> SFSKJHFJKSHSKJH
<SirSquiggle> Good.
<TheLedBalloon> I've never been grounded
<PrincessCaitlai> I am much much more mature then you are as well.
<Exodus212> Picking on someone younger than you, how very mature.
<EnzoAquarius> Bad.
<TheLedBalloon> I'm perfect
<EnzoAquarius> Ugly.
<SirSquiggle> Well, that's why I
<EmperorLOLZORZ> shorts is not fod
<TheLedBalloon> at lying
<SirSquiggle> 've been gone the past few weeks.
<HanSolo> I get grounded for anytihng lower than 85%
<PrincessCaitlai> Well, you are annoying everyone.
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<Exodus212> Get off my fucking back.
<EnzoAquarius> Seriously Han?
<Dark_Apostrophe> :o
<SirSquiggle> That sucks.
<PrincessCaitlai> Shut the fuck up Exodus212
<SirSquiggle> Hard.
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo: That really SUCKS
<Dark_Apostrophe> Talk about tyrannical...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> no hard fucks ..
<Exodus212> I do not want your criticism.
<SirSquiggle> In the mouth.
<Olipro> SirSquiggle: go ask them why they weren't interested to know why you got B-
<EnzoAquarius> 85% is an AMAZING mark
<EmperorLOLZORZ> stop sucks .
<Olipro> or were they?
* EnzoAquarius hard fucks the suck
<zombieninja> DGNeree: I used to love her, but I had to kill her
<EmperorLOLZORZ> !
<Exodus212> XD
<SirSquiggle> They know why
<EmperorLOLZORZ> squggle here !!
<Modusoperandi> SirSquiggle: Did you try playing the race card?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> under stand this
<Starnestommy> TheLedBalloon: you do it
<zombieninja> Niggard_of_Wine_Buckets Erroneous Nickname
<HanSolo> zn:Holy
<zombieninja> why?
* EnzoAquarius fuck sucks the fucking fucked fucker's sucking fucks
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i pray e very night .
<HanSolo> Are you that guy who murdere his wife to get insurance money?
<Exodus212> PrincessCaitlai: Are you quite done picking on the 13 year old?
<TheLedBalloon> *sigh*
<EmperorLOLZORZ> ..
<zombieninja> HanSolo: Nah
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to TheLedBalloon
<SirSquiggle> Modusoperandi: Yeah, but unfortunately BOTH of my parents are the same race as I am.
<zombieninja> she nagged so much
<EnzoAquarius> o_O
<zombieninja> and drove me nuts
* TheLedBalloon sets mode +m #uncyclopedia
<TheLedBalloon> weee!
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Starnestommy
* vampiregirl (n=commande@adsl-75-60-62-126.dsl.chi2ca.sbcglobal.net) has joined #uncyclopedia
<TheLedBalloon> private channel for me, oli, and starnes!
<TheLedBalloon> yay for exclusivity!
* TheLedBalloon sets mode -m #uncyclopedia
* Starnestommy sets mode +z #uncyclopedia
<SirSquiggle> BAAAAH
<HanSolo>  Everyone join #sex
<EnzoAquarius> FUCK SUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHITTY FUCK SHITTING CRAP FUCKED FUCKING SHIT SUCK COCK TITS FUCK SHIT COCK CUCKOLD
* Starnestommy sets mode -z #uncyclopedia
<TheLedBalloon> :P
<EmperorLOLZORZ> help
<TheLedBalloon> XD
<deadpigeon> exodus is suck.
<vampiregirl> SirSquiggle!
<Exodus212> ...
<Tesfan> CHEESE NIPPELES
<HanSolo> VAMPIREGIRL
* Starnestommy has kicked EnzoAquarius from #uncyclopedia (excess fuck)
<EmperorLOLZORZ> white men
* Starnestommy removes channel operator status from Starnestommy
* EnzoAquarius (n=chatzill@unaffiliated/enzoaquarius) has joined #Uncyclopedia
* SirSquiggle flips off everyone.
<cycom> vampiregirl: hey, did you get it working?
<EnzoAquarius> What's wrong with excess fuck? :P
<Exodus212> deadpigeon: Who are you?
<Modusoperandi> SirSquiggle: Your parents are just player haters
<HanSolo> exodus didn't happen
<SirSquiggle> VAMPIREGIRL
<Tesfan> psh, man-whote
<zombieninja> vampiregirl: fu
<Tesfan> *whore
<EnzoAquarius> Starnestommy: Excess fuck MY ASS :D
<SirSquiggle> They should hate the game instead.
<SirSquiggle> The game of geometry.
<Modusoperandi> Indeed.
<Starnestommy> EnzoAquarius: eww, no
<EnzoAquarius> Indubita...fuck
<Tesfan> Oooh, pick me, pick me!
<HanSolo> Enzo:Shot to frotz up
<Exodus212> Manticore|Away: I see that you are enjoying all of the attacks on me.
<Modusoperandi> Take that, internal angles of a triangle!
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo: Shot the Fack ip?
<SirSquiggle> Speaking of which
<SirSquiggle> I have a world geo project I super need to do.
<TheLedBalloon> Exodus212: didn't you hear? Manticore|Away lives to pick on you and DGNeree
<HanSolo> I'd fucking kill your motherfucking ass if you say "George W. Bush.", BITCH.
<Exodus212> I do not believe that.
<SilentPenguin> bye bye bitches
<SirSquiggle> George W. Bush.
<Tesfan> George W. Bush.
<vampiregirl> What that...?
<TheLedBalloon> George W. Bush.
* SirSquiggle tempts fate.
* Starnestommy installs censorship chips in everyone's brains
* SilentPenguin has quit ("turns tail and vanishes")
<DGNeree> Manticore is someone who has ben iven powerd that are way beyond his grasp
* vampiregirl wonders why everyone is talking about Bush.
* TheLedBalloon installs sexytime chips in Starnestommy's brain
<DGNeree> given powers
<vampiregirl> ?
<EnzoAquarius> George W. Bush
<SirSquiggle> We're not talking /about/ him.
<Tesfan> George W. Bush. <s>sucks</s> IS THE GREATEST PERSON EVER
<SirSquiggle> We're talking him.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> bush  ?
<EnzoAquarius> BUSH!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> it is bad ?
<Tesfan> <HanSolo> I'd fucking kill your motherfucking ass if you say "George W. Bush.", BITCH.
<Tesfan> that's why
<EmperorLOLZORZ> bad name ??
<EnzoAquarius> GEORGY DOUBLE U BOOSH
<SirSquiggle> Bush is bad.
* HellDragon has quit (Client Quit)
<Modusoperandi> Dubya
<Modusoperandi> SirSquiggle: Shush! They're listening!
<EnzoAquarius> Anybody notice that W is said 'Double U'?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> like penis ?
<EnzoAquarius> UU
<EnzoAquarius> HA! PENIS
<Tesfan> lolpenis
* SirSquiggle gets electroshocked.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> not fun
<Modusoperandi> EnzoAquarius: but in French it's double v.
* SirSquiggle gets put in the rat room.
<Starnestommy> VV
<EnzoAquarius> Cocksicles
<Starnestommy> W
<Exodus212> heh
* SirSquiggle loves Big Brother.
<Exodus212> we're all back to normal
<Modusoperandi> How many lights do you see, SirSquiggle.
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> me !?!!1!
<EnzoAquarius> Big Brother is watching YOUR MOM
<vampiregirl> I'm not even going to ask what's going on.
* Tesfan loves Big Brother.
<SirSquiggle> I think I got shot.
<SirSquiggle> So none.
<Tesfan> THERE ARE <s>four</s. FIVE LIGHTS
<EmperorLOLZORZ> me as well
<EnzoAquarius> There are NO lights
<SirSquiggle> heh
<SirSquiggle> 2 +2 = 5 reference?
<Tesfan> heh
<DGNeree> Manticore, i have just blocked you from Unmeta and Uncommons. for no reason ata all, just for the lulzzzz how's that?
<EnzoAquarius> 2+2 = 5 though :S
<Tesfan> Star trek episode
<Modusoperandi> Too few people make nineteen eighty-four references, I feel.
<Tesfan> mhm
<EnzoAquarius> Tesfan: THERE - ARE - FOUR - LIGHTS
<EnzoAquarius> NO!
<SirSquiggle> You know what we could really use/
<EnzoAquarius> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Tesfan> ugh, DG said the L word
<Tesfan> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Modusoperandi pantses Tesfan
<Exodus212> DGNeree: He does not care. He hates you.
<SirSquiggle> Some Animal Farm references.
* EnzoAquarius smashes case
<EnzoAquarius> THIS FAR!
<HanSolo> Enzo:CUT THE BLUE WIRE
<EnzoAquarius> NO FARTHER!
<SirSquiggle> BOXER NO
<Tesfan> yay
<MrN9k> (diff) (hist) . . m  Why?:Take Your Fish To Work‎; 04:45 . . (-9) . . Cajek (Talk | contribs) (→Wh- what now? - touching up)
<EnzoAquarius> AND I WILL MAKE THEM PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE
<Tesfan> EAT THE BROWN PILL
<DGNeree> yes i know
<EmperorLOLZORZ> capping ..
* EnzoAquarius takes the red AND blue pill
<Tesfan> oh, and snape kills trinity with rosebud
<SirSquiggle> heh
<EnzoAquarius> *Universe explodes*
<HanSolo> WAIT
<HanSolo> NO
<EmperorLOLZORZ> squggle brother. .
<HanSolo> CUT THE RED ONE
<SirSquiggle> Yes?
* Exodus212 is now known as Exodus|Sleep
<SirSquiggle> Also
* SirSquiggle shoots first.
<Exodus|Sleep> I am now going to bed.
<Exodus|Sleep> Good night.
<Tesfan> baiii
<EnzoAquarius> EmperorLOLZORZ: Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud in Harry Potter VIII
<HanSolo> Oh shit, they're all red
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i  learn the secret
<PrincessCaitlai> Oh, its the little kids bed time Exodus|Sleep..
* Exodus|Sleep has quit ("CGI:IRC")
<EmperorLOLZORZ> of sex ,   ok
<EnzoAquarius> SEX!
<EnzoAquarius> FUCK!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hug is not sex  ?
<Tesfan> lolpenis
* EnzoAquarius has quit (Excess fuck)
<EnzoAquarius> A HUG IS NOT SEX
<EmperorLOLZORZ> let us do a joking hug ..
<Modusoperandi> Unless you do it right.
<vampiregirl> XD
<EnzoAquarius> Unless the hug involves putting your penis in her vagina
<SirSquiggle> HAHA
<SirSquiggle> "hug is not sex"
<vampiregirl> EmperorLOLZORZ has trouble understanding sex. I tried to explain it....
* Tesfan gives a tottaly hetrosexual hug to LOLZORZ
* Modusoperandi has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.81 [Firefox 2.0.0.12/2008020121]")
<DGNeree> and it is matiwhore'sway: not getting peopleto edit wikis, but to chase them away
<EnzoAquarius> vampiregirl: Impossible task
* Tesfan gives a tottaly homosexual hug to Enzo
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i saw the goat man
* SirSquiggle has quit ("CGI:IRC")
<EmperorLOLZORZ> dave 2
<DGNeree> like he killed two wikia wikis alrady
<EmperorLOLZORZ> very bad
<EnzoAquarius> GOATSE!
<Tesfan> don't be player hating on Manticore
<EnzoAquarius> GOATSEMAN! STRETCHING WHAT A NORMAL MAN CAN'T!
<DGNeree> qnd chased the people away
<Tesfan> it's cause he's black right
<Tesfan> RACIST
<Tesfan> =(
<EmperorLOLZORZ> no racing  pleas
<DGNeree> well, he's the one going around abusing janitor powers
<EnzoAquarius> RACIST!
<HanSolo> ...
<TheLedBalloon> Manticore is a RACIST
<TheLedBalloon> I saw it!
<DGNeree> he's the one picking fights
<TheLedBalloon> He hates black people!
<EnzoAquarius> RACIST!
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<Starnestommy> Manticore is a PENIS
<Tesfan> Pinky!
<DGNeree> so don't complain when people fight back
<Tesfan> wrong hole
<EnzoAquarius> RACIST!
<Tesfan> "<DG> so don't complain when WE TRY TO KILL NIGGERJEWS" =(
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hole
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hole = bad ?
<EnzoAquarius> It's Hole in ONE!
* EnzoAquarius putts
<Tesfan> right hole = good
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sorry on the questiong marking ..
<DGNeree> bullshit. i thought propl
<Tesfan> wrong hole = fecking awsome
* vampiregirl is confused.
<DGNeree> i always had the impression that people came touncyclopdia  to write funny articles
* Tesfan has no fricking clue what is going on
<EmperorLOLZORZ> yes yes
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hushy ..
<TheLedBalloon> DGNeree: "fight back?" look. This is the internet. Manticore, despite the fact that you don't like him, appears to have done nothing wrong. I don't see any instances where he's banned you without reason. I don't know what your problem is with him, or what he's done to make you feel this way. But don't try to somehow romanticize your position.
<TheLedBalloon> It doesn't work
<HanSolo> Guys:How can you tell a Lawyer is lying?
<TheLedBalloon> their mouth is open
<Starnestommy> when he's talking?
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo: You don't, they always are
<DGNeree> i don't want to be banned for no reason
<HanSolo> WE HAVE A WINNER
<EnzoAquarius> U ARE WINNAR!
<HanSolo> You have a gun with two bullets.
<TheLedBalloon> (and isn't full of PENIS)
<Tesfan> YOU ARE WINNER
<DGNeree> i don't want to be banned for no reason
<Tesfan> *YOUR
<EnzoAquarius> YOUR WINNER!
<HanSolo> You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Attila the Hun ,and a lawyer.
<HanSolo> Who do you shoot?
<HanSolo> (You have two bullets.)
<DGNeree> i didn't pick the fight, he chose me
<Starnestommy> the lawyer
<EmperorLOLZORZ> ths is pretend ?
<Tesfan> hmm
<Starnestommy> and hitler
<EmperorLOLZORZ> shooting , n ot good
<HanSolo> The joke is too shoot the lawyer twice, but I agree.
<PrincessCaitlai> He did ban him for no reason one time before. I know personally because I was the one who lifted the ban with ZB's help.
<HanSolo> I'd shoot Hitler over the lawyer.
<DGNeree> so i will propose a teraty
<DGNeree> treaty
* UnIdiot has quit (".......(twilight zone theme).......")
<TheLedBalloon> mhmm
<TheLedBalloon> and when was that, PC?
<DGNeree> Manticore will lift the ban on me, i will lift the ban on him, we will leave eachother in peace
<DGNeree> that is my offer/
<DGNeree> .Manticore?
<EnzoAquarius> HanSolo: Myself and Attila, then Hitler gets tortured by the Lawyer. Hitler commits suicide, and the lawyer dies eventually
<TheLedBalloon> Manticore|Away: you there?
<EnzoAquarius> It's win win!
<kirby> EnzoAquarius: a priest, a rapist, and a child molester all walk into a bar
<kirby> and thats just the 1st guy
<EnzoAquarius> Oh gosh...
<EnzoAquarius> LMFAO!
<EnzoAquarius> XD XD XD XD XD
<DGNeree> he is not responding, as usual
<TheLedBalloon> how DARE he be away from his computer when you're talking?
<TheLedBalloon> just give him a bit
<TheLedBalloon> he'll be back
<EnzoAquarius> :O
<TheLedBalloon> the ALL come back
<TheLedBalloon> *they
<HanSolo> Bye peoplez
<EnzoAquarius> I must depart!
<Tesfan> Heard that joke XD XD XD
<EnzoAquarius> Good night all! :D
<TheLedBalloon> laterz
* HanSolo shoots Phoenix Wright for being a lawyer, and leaves
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* EnzoAquarius has quit ("Excess FUCK")
<Tesfan> OBJECT-
<Tesfan> shit
<EmperorLOLZORZ> back
<EmperorLOLZORZ>  sorry.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> hello hello
<TheLedBalloon> so....
<TheLedBalloon> see any significant pirate ghosts lately?
<TheLedBalloon> http://www.zshare.net/image/9260141694f075/
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> in dreaming
<EmperorLOLZORZ> yas
<TheLedBalloon> Spang!
<DGNeree> I will not stop this argument without an answer.
<Spang> Lolzorz!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> spang 1!
<Spang> TLB!
<EmperorLOLZORZ> i mean
<DGNeree> This has grown out of a
<DGNeree> hand
<EmperorLOLZORZ> 4 man
<Spang> I thought I was 3?
* Olipro breaks out the Haggis and Porridge
<Spang> Hallo
<Olipro> where've you been Spang?
<Olipro> come back to us
<Spang> Around
<Tesfan> <s>fu</s > YAY SPANG
<Olipro> maybe I can perhaps sway you with one of these babies...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> 3 yes yes yes
* Olipro flashes a scottish £1 note
<Tesfan> maybe I can perhaps sway you with one of these babies...
<Tesfan> maybe I can perhaps sway you with one of these babies...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> babies ?
<Tesfan> shit >_>
<Tesfan> yea, I was setting up for that joke
<EmperorLOLZORZ> they make sex ?
<Spang> Yes, to all of the above
<kirby> FU
<Tesfan> I wonder if baby sex is a big thing in porn now
* Olipro slips the note into Spang's thong
<EmperorLOLZORZ> other way sorryy
<Olipro> I phoned natwest the other day about getting some £1 notes
<Olipro> and they couldn't get them
<TheLedBalloon> GAH
<TheLedBalloon> FU ADOBE FILE
<Olipro> THEY'RE OWNED BY THE FUCKING ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND
<Olipro> THEY PRINT THE FUCKING THINGS
<TheLedBalloon> lagging up MY compy....
<TheLedBalloon> fucking blues scales
<TheLedBalloon> WHO NEEDZ YA??
<Spang> Yep they do
<Tesfan> I NEEDZ YOU
<Spang> Or Bank of Scotland, or Clydesdale
* Starnestommy throws a minor pentatonic at TheLedBalloon 
<TheLedBalloon> pfft
<Olipro> no, clydesdale and BoS only print £5 notes and up
<Olipro> only RBS does the 1s
<Spang> Oh really? Shows how much attention I pay them
<Olipro> lol
<Olipro> there's actually no such thing as legal tender in Scotland
* TheLedBalloon really should learn some blues scales besides Bb...
<Starnestommy> F#
<Spang> Yeah I know
<Spang> They're promissory notes
<Dark_Apostrophe> wtf...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> where is squggle
<Dark_Apostrophe> I'm in an open hall with 5200 other people
<Olipro> not even british notes are legal tender
<Starnestommy> squiggle left
<TheLedBalloon> favorite scales: G mixo and C major (for trumpets, anyway)
<Olipro> fucking Scots
<Dark_Apostrophe> And I see this guy on the row ahead of mine watching porn and wanking.
<Olipro> and their bloody Scot law
<TheLedBalloon> Bb major concert
<TheLedBalloon> FU ACCIDENTALS
<Dark_Apostrophe> Apparently, the fact that countless others can see him doesn't bother him.
<Starnestommy> heh
<Olipro> Scotland is in many ways England's legal sandbox
<Starnestommy> reminds me of the kid OFS saw wanking in a library
<Tesfan> heh
<TheLedBalloon> HAET HATE HAT: Gb Minor
<Dark_Apostrophe> Now he turned off his monitor and left, heading in the direction of the bathroom.
<Tesfan> good times
<TheLedBalloon> ... o.O
<Dark_Apostrophe> I wonder why... ugh.
<Tesfan> still trying to make "i did the sex" meme status btw
<Starnestommy> F# minor is easier than Gb
<Dark_Apostrophe> Ladies and gentleladies, I think I've found Omni.
<TheLedBalloon> WHERE???
<Starnestommy> whoo!
<Tesfan> in your ass?
* Starnestommy checks
<Dark_Apostrophe> The guy who didn't mind wanking in front of many other people
<Tesfan> *my
<Starnestommy> Tesfan: he isn't there
<Starnestommy> I checked
<Tesfan> =(
<Dark_Apostrophe> That must be Omni
<Tesfan> found Olipro though
<DGNeree> OMNI!!!
<Dark_Apostrophe> At the Blue Oyster bar?
<Dark_Apostrophe> He always hangs out there, trying to pick up "chicks".
<DGNeree> he's not her :(
<DGNeree> +e
<TheDudeMan> dude, What?
<Tesfan> +sex
<Tesfan> +olipro
* Tesfan has quit ("CGI:IRC")
<TheLedBalloon>  /mode +sex
<TheLedBalloon> SEX!
<TheLedBalloon> SEEEXXX when I'm on the phone!
<TheLedBalloon> and talkin' all alone!
<TheLedBalloon> I can't stop thins ringin' in my eeaaarrr!
<TheLedBalloon> wait...
<TheLedBalloon> sex when I'm on the phone
<TheLedBalloon> ???
<TheLedBalloon> sex when I'm all alone!
<Spang> Perv
<TheLedBalloon> and talking on the phone!
<vampiregirl> TheLedBalloon: I won't even ask.
<TheLedBalloon> can't stop this ringin' in my ear!
<TheLedBalloon> http://www.lyrics007.com/Extreme%20Lyrics/Pornograffiti%20Lyrics.html
<TheLedBalloon> :P
<zombieninja> In your house, I long to be
<TheLedBalloon> well, I gotta go
<TheLedBalloon> gonna do some writerin'
<TheLedBalloon> later
* TheLedBalloon has quit ("...or has he????")
<zombieninja> cycom: Hi lovey
<cycom> XD
* cycom unfs zombieninja 
<zombieninja> no
<zombieninja> bad
<EmperorLOLZORZ> squggle ..
<EmperorLOLZORZ> pleas arise
* Spang has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
* zombieninja hugs cycom
<cycom> hey hey, I'm mad. you scorned my unf advances.
<EmperorLOLZORZ> spang ..
<zombieninja> BDSM games gone wrong: Oops, I cut his dick off.
* cycom bleeds
<vampiregirl> Poor cycom....Shunned by his one true love; zombieninja.
* vampiregirl has quit ()
<cycom> also, decocked?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> are these text what i pretend they  are?
<Olipro> so... Jennifer Lopez had twins
<Olipro> I'm seeing a headline
<Olipro> UnNews: Jennifer Lopez has a saggy fanny
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<rcmurphy> YOU GET A CAR
<rcmurphy> YOU GET A CAR
<kirby> FU
<EmperorLOLZORZ> fu ?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> fathers name
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<zombieninja> Cuddling > Sex
<zombieninja> and sometimes talking > sex
<zombieninja> depending on how good the conversation is
<zombieninja> and with who
<zombieninja> As in, her only
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<rcmurphy> And how poor the sex is.
<rcmurphy> And whether it is with Olipro.
<Olipro> ;)
<Olipro> I know what rcmurphy would rather be doing
<Olipro> s/what/who
<rcmurphy> ;)
<rcmurphy> Right back atcha.
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<Mightydandylion> Hello?
<Mr_Seeker> Hi.
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> hello hi
<Mr_Seeker> Hi Hello Hi EmperorLOLZORZ
<Mr_Seeker> Hmm...Is a stand up comedy thing an acceptable place to take someone out?
<rcmurphy> You mean like killing someone?
<rcmurphy> It is probably not an appropriate venue, no.
<rcmurphy> Although really it depends on the comedian.
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> every body leafing .
<EmperorLOLZORZ> eyes hurting
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<EmperorLOLZORZ> hi hi
<EmperorLOLZORZ> pleas respon
<EmperorLOLZORZ> no responds
<EmperorLOLZORZ> bye bye
<Ryan_Taylor> ...
<EmperorLOLZORZ> sad .
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<DGNeree> wsxwszswxw
<DGNeree> heh....
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<DGNeree> wb princess
<PrincessCaitlai> Thank you DGNeree! :-)
<DGNeree> thank YOU
<PrincessCaitlai> :-)
<DGNeree> i wouldnt be here to welcome you back if not for you,would i?
* DGNeree bows to his princess
<DGNeree> forever in your debt
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<PrincessCaitlai> :-)
<zombieninja> whoa you got him stayed?
<zombieninja> DGNeree: I hope you gave up on your evangelical hating trollish zeal
<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: That was not neccessary..
<zombieninja> my thinking is a yes means I'm cool with his presense, a no means.. he's still being a fuckhead. It looks like a yes
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<PrincessCaitlai> I said yes.
<DGNeree> zombieninja:  I BEG YOUR PARDON?
<EmperorLOLZORZ> ...
<DGNeree> sorry, caps
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<zombieninja> DGNeree: Oh come now, you can't say you weren't preaching like a forcible evangelican before? I disagree with the preactice even if someone is doing it in favor of me.
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<Spang> FU RC
<DGNeree> zombieninja: would you care to explicitly state what you mean by your insulting remarks?
<rcmurphyaway> FU Spang.
<Spang> Why the hell is zombieninja opped?
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<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: Your started with him. I was a witness to that.
<DGNeree>  evangelical hating trollish zeal
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<rcmurphy> OH SNAP I DEOPPED OLI
<Manticore|Away> well, he deflowered you
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<Manticore|Away> seems like a fair trade
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<rcmurphy> Stop:
<rcmurphy> Shower time.
<Spang> Aw man, you deopped him all over the shop
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<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai: He came in and went nuts. I watched for two minutes and dismay made me feel like commenting, idk
<DGNeree> would you care to say what you mean by "evangelical", "hating" ""trollish"?
<zombieninja> DGNeree: I have nothing against you or your veiws, just the way you went about expressing them was morally debatable.
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Look up the word evnagical
<PrincessCaitlai> He spoke to me. My name is PrincessCaitlai not yours and neither is anyone else's on the channel.
<DGNeree> blablabla
<DGNeree> i was n
<zombieninja> yeah
<zombieninja> I tell him I have nothing against him or his veiws
<zombieninja> he said "blablabla"
<Spang> What's going on here?
<DGNeree> banned from this channel. why?
<zombieninja> so in other words
<zombieninja> that's a no
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<DGNeree> zombieninja> DGNeree: I hope you gave up on your evangelical hating trollish zeal
<DGNeree> care to explain please
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* Topic for #uncyclopedia is: LOLWUT? | Vote! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH | Also vote! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFP | Wang! http://chronarion.org/chirpy | Stalk! http://www.frappr.com/uncyclopedia | Exterminate! #cvn-wikia-uncyc | Sodomise! http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Olipro
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<DGNeree> there are no thousand people
<PrincessCaitlai> I have my period. I am not pregnant like I wanted andhoped to be zombieninja would you just be quiet please.
<zombieninja> hyperbole does not unmake the argument
<DGNeree> are an admin on uncyclopedia?
<zombieninja> one false word does not make the argument
<zombieninja> *unamel
<DGNeree> are you?
<zombieninja> **unmake
<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai: Okay, sorry
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<Manticore> you need +sysop to express an opinion? >_>
<Spang> zombieninja: Explain to me?
<zombieninja> although
<zombieninja> I never once said anything against DGNeree, just in defence of DGNeree's attacks
<zombieninja> Spang: Too lazy, also I just put on a movie, so if you'll all excuse me
<Spang> I hate it when people do that
<DGNeree> i just don't want to be banned for no reason
<DGNeree> Just because MANTICORE SEEMS TO HAT MY GUTS IS NO REASON
<Manticore> u r fail
<DGNeree> caps
<Manticore> reason^
<DGNeree> Manticore, my friend, why do you ban me from this channel?
<DGNeree> tell me
<Manticore> <Olipro> <Manticore|Away> because you only come in here and whine about how terrible the channel is?
<Manticore> how many times must I and others repeat myself?
<DGNeree> have you ever done for uncyclopedia to justify that?
<DGNeree> Manticore, you keep on singing the same old line
<Spang> So, is anyone going to give me a reason why he's banned?
<DGNeree> you have been after me for months
<Spang> Not that you seem to be banned right now O_o
<Manticore> duh, he's not
<zombieninja> Spang: He keeps running in and whining and attacking us and uncyc ad nauseum.
<DGNeree> no i am not
<PrincessCaitlai> Spang: He was banned earlier because Manticore does not like him.
<DGNeree> give  an example
<zombieninja> that's bullfuck.
<Manticore> plz reread what I say u failz
<PrincessCaitlai> We tried explaining even if you do not like someone that is not a reason to ban someone.
<DGNeree> they are untrue accusations
<Spang> Manticore uses the word "fail" way too much, but banning would be a bit much
<DGNeree> let him give the reason instead of saying things like "he's whining
<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai: It wasn't for not liking him, DGNeree's just trying to say that to justify his constant attacks, it's bullfuck.. Did you even have any idea of the circumstances of his ban several months ago before getting involved, or did you just believe what he said?
<DGNeree> what attacks???
<Manticore> Spang, ask Olipro later for brief neutral summary
<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: I know for myself.
<Spang> I have little to no clue because *nobody will give a reason*
<Manticore> yes, but you're unlikely to get an unbiased response from caitlai or dgn
<DGNeree> i still want to know why Manticore keeps on banning me from this channel
<Spang> So what were the circumstances?
<zombieninja> I was here when it happened as well.. I saw all his bullshit
<DGNeree> yes
<DGNeree> what bullshit?
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<zombieninja> oh this place has become so horrible and the IRC channel has become a cess pit of idiocy and oh you're all stupid and it's so sad cuz I used to enjoy it here
<DGNeree> Manticore, tell me
<Spang> IRC was never good
<zombieninja> ^ a synapses of what DGNeree said before
<DGNeree> don't give me crap like trolling or whining
<Spang> *synopsis
<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: Oh? Its wrong that everyone can not just get along..
<zombieninja> PrincessCaitlai: uh.. I'm saying we SHOULD get along, DGNeree was banned for being a disruption to that, basically.
<DGNeree> Manticore, whar was the reason you have been blocking me from this channel?
<DGNeree> tell me
<zombieninja> why should he have been kept when he was just attacking us and saying we're all idiots now?
<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: Why can you not just agree to disagree with DGN and leave it at that?
<DGNeree> tell me the reason
<DGNeree> Manticore?
<zombieninja> Cuz he'll continue to talk and whine and yell, while I'll sit here amused and go watch my movie
<DGNeree> go watch your movie
<DGNeree> I am waiting for an answer
<zombieninja> I'm watching it on my laptop, I can do both at once. And Manticore, track down the logs of his attacks, maybe that'll appease him
<DGNeree> do so
<Spang> How about we all agree that DGNeree stops any complaining he may not may not have been doing, in return for not being banned?
<cycom> goddamn, what a bunhc of fucking whining.
<Manticore> cycom++
<cycom> XD ty Manticore
<Manticore> :)
<PrincessCaitlai> zombieninja: Its not between you. Go and watch your movie and please be quiet.
<zombieninja> Spang: Good suggestion.
<cycom> I am watching Independence Day!
<zombieninja> Sorry, I just don't like conflict between others, so I'm trying to get in the way of two ends of idiocy
<Spang> Ditto
<DGNeree> I am offering this guy Manticore a truce. He leaves me alone i leave him alone. But he rather seems to keep up an  agressive stance and blocks me from this channel as well as from Uncyclopedia. I am a story teller and an uncyclopedian editor. I am an admin on the dutch Oncyclopedie. So i want Manticore to state his reasons for banning me from this channel an the dite.
<cycom> DGNeree: tough noogies.
<cycom> zombieninja: no-one cares. by continuing to bait DGNeree, you perpetuate the conflict.
<DGNeree> if the nUncyclopedian community says: Hey, mANTICORE IS AN ok GUY AND YOU ARE A TROLL.... SO BE IT
<DGNeree> caps
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Hell, I don't even mind you being unbanned, but lying about what you know you did (you even posted it on your userpage before leaving =/) is not the way to go about. If you want back on here, then odds are that's moot now anyways, so wb, I guess.
<DGNeree> i'll be gone3
* cycom sighs and shakes his head
<zombieninja> cycom: But I don't like live and let die practices. I'm being nice to him, saying wb, and I did miss him, actually. This isn't what I remember him being like but w/e
<DGNeree> and i am asking again: if this janitor guy with admin rights but with no sense of humour atall wants to block me, i want to know the reason
<DGNeree> Manticore?
<zombieninja> I don't think he intends to block you again, let it be?
<cycom> Manticore: have you seen independence day?
<Manticore> yep
<DGNeree> Manticore, why did you block me from this channel|?
<cycom> Manticore: Who's the lady that plays will smith's woman?
<Manticore> cycom, check wikipedia
<DGNeree> look... i really don't care
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Then quit asking, let it be, and be glad you're back, if you don't care.
<cycom> Manticore: ooh, Vivica A. Fox. :)
<cycom> zombieninja: shut. the hell. up.
<DGNeree> no i will not quit until this uy with a responsible position will state his reasons for his actions
<zombieninja> ok
<zombieninja> yeah
<DGNeree> this guy
<zombieninja> good idea
<zombieninja> cycom: ..yeah, saying anything proves to be stupid, I prove to be slow...
<zombieninja> Very slow
<cycom> 'Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me!'
<DGNeree> i think that a janitor with admin rights on all wikis should be able to be held responsible for his decisions
<cycom> zombieninja: the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Even you can conquer diarrhea of the mouth
<Manticore> DGNeree, I have responded, and won't repeat myself. Any reasonable person can tell the reason you were banned from here.
<DGNeree> and as Manticore uses his rights to interfere i will object any irresponsible actions from his part
<DGNeree> so.... I say Manticore is not suited for his job
<cycom> DGNeree: OMG LOLZ! JOO GOT BANZORED!
<zombieninja> cycom: I'm only making responses, and trying to stop diarrhea. If it were anyone else I'd be doing right, but clearly it is a troll, through and through, and I fed it, cuz I'm idiot
<zombieninja> cycom: ....Hypocrit
<cycom> zombieninja: well now I'm bored, so I'm going to bother you and him :)
<DGNeree> Manticore, you are always referring to earlier statements but you never answer aquestion
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<cycom> DGNeree: QQ some more!
<zombieninja> DGNeree: What do you want him to do, copy-paste? The earlier statements were real answers, I don't see what kind of answer you're expecting. Probably just disgracing them because they didn't agree with you.
<DGNeree> the question is: why are you always banning me from this channel and now from Uncyclopedia?
<cycom> Oh snap! Will Smith hit the ground like a tonne of bricks!
<zombieninja> cycom: I'm taking a short intermission to fuck with him, this is fun
<cycom> DGNeree: probably because you irritate the shit out of everyone.
<Manticore> trolling + whining
<cycom> zombieninja: quit copying me.
<Manticore> I suggest you go get laid instead of annoying everyone
<zombieninja> cycom: I was doing it first bitch
<DGNeree> I want him to tstate here in 2 or 3 sentences why he is blocking me
<Manticore> <Manticore> trolling + whining
<cycom> zombieninja: Sorry, was late getting back from your moms.
<DGNeree> simple enough
<zombieninja> DGNeree: So you want him to give you the same answer, only expanded like the English teachers make us?
<cycom> DGNeree: He stated it in two goddamn words. Nuff said.
<DGNeree> but he can't do that, because he doesnt know
<Manticore> yes, I'm glad we only had to repeat ourselves several hundred times
<Spang> DGNeree: It seems to be because you were complaining about the channel, about now about being blocked
<Spang> If you stop complaining about being blocked, I expect you'll be unblocked
<cycom> DGNeree: WOO! You've turned the whole channel against you!
<cycom> DGNeree: if they didn't hate you before, they do now!
<cycom> DGNeree: good job, asshole!
<DGNeree> Manticore: 3 sentences. You as an uncyclopedian writer shouldn't have a problem with that
<Sgeo_> G'night all
<Manticore> You. Are. Fail.
<cycom> XD
<cycom> MOAR WURDS!
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Seriously, I tried being nice, but you've managed to get me to stop giving a fuck about your side of the story. You know how difficult that is?
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<DGNeree> cyom you are cursing. Operators, kick him
<zombieninja> I gave a fuck about Charls Mansons side of the story
<Manticore> we'll get right on that
<DGNeree> I'm still waiting for the reason
<cycom> DGNeree: I see no rule against swearing...
<Manticore> <Manticore> <Manticore> trolling + whining
<Manticore> <Manticore> You. Are. Fail.
<cycom> Manticore: any rule against swearing?
<Manticore> reasons^
<Manticore> fuck no
<cycom> DGNeree: stuff it up your fucking sanctimonious whiny ass.
<DGNeree> 08:08] <Manticore> <Manticore> <Manticore> trolling + whining
<DGNeree> [08:08] <Manticore> <Manticore> You. Are. Fail.
<Manticore> reasons^
<Spang> The guy was contributing at uncyclopedia over a year before you even edited wikia, he's not just some random
<DGNeree> i am asking for a factual reason
<cycom> DGNeree: see, here's the thing: as an op, he has no obligation to give one!
<Manticore> Trolling on my talk page, as explained in your block reason
<DGNeree> Manticore, you are going to answer me, beit not now than tomorrow
<Manticore> Trolling and whining in here, as explained by /namese
<Manticore> -e
<DGNeree> cycom. who are you?
<zombieninja> DGNeree: For the record, you also trolled my talk page
<zombieninja> And I didn't even say anything when you came in before
<cycom> DGNeree: I am your father!
<DGNeree> zombieninja, that's a lie
<cycom> DGNeree: Search your feelings, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
<cycom> DGNeree: WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!
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<zombieninja> DGNeree: I left it there, I can go get proof right now
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<DGNeree> cycom. I love you
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<cycom> hehehe
<DGNeree> [08:10] <DGNeree> cycom. I love you
<cycom> shuddup and do your homework!
<zombieninja> DGNeree: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk%3AZombieninja&diff=2834173&oldid=2737253 BOOM
<zombieninja> <DGNeree> zombieninja, that's a lie   <-- So can we add denying true allegations to that CAN be proven to the evidence that he's lying about other stuff?
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<zombieninja> And yes that's trolling cuz I didn't even say anything to you during your previous rants.
<OFS> All I can do is never enough.
<zombieninja> And I'm not Kitchen
<zombieninja> Kitchens are not zombies
<zombieninja> that will be useful info when the zombie invasion comes
<DGNeree> + 
<DGNeree> You might think of the dutch Oncyclopedians as weirdos, but i can't find any useful contributions from your part here (except for the care you take for your own user page). Maybe you spent all your inspiration on irc? Insulting people and screaming inaninities is very easy you know, and not a sign of a well developed mind. [[User:D. G. Neree|D.G.Neree]] 15:07, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
<DGNeree> Current revision
<OFS> One of my closest online friends has not been on in a week or more and left something worrying on her profile on a site we both post on
<DGNeree> i don't see any trolling i n this
<zombieninja> OFS: uh oh
<OFS> she
<OFS> um
<zombieninja> DGNeree: The fact I said nothing to you when you were ranting before and you gave me insulting on my usertalk for no reason?
<DGNeree> it is a stating of facts
<OFS> well let's just say she has struggled with depression and seeing "I don't give a fuck about anything" when she was previously happily in love and such a caring person who loved life and had come so far and healed so much
<OFS> and not even being able to talk to her
<DGNeree> the first time i came on this channel i remember you, zombieninja, asking me if i were a faggot and if i would like a lapdance
<zombieninja> I had previously never heard of oncyclope- whatever, I love the Dutch, I don't scream inanities, and I was busy with other things while you were in. How is it stating facts?
<OFS> I'm breaking apart
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Yeah, like, over a year ago?
<zombieninja> I was a troll then
<DGNeree> do i know you from somewhere?
<zombieninja> OFS: Shit, I'd be panicked...
<zombieninja> DGNeree: Shut the fuck up for a second, this is way more important than your shit
<OFS> I just saw the message now
<DGNeree> and i have been objecting against this manner of behaviour, yes
<OFS> somehow I missed it
<OFS> DGNeree yes seriously get fucked for just a couple minutes
<OFS> and I AM panicking
<DGNeree> OFS, i am used to the bad taste on this channel now, thank you
<OFS> I am trying not to break down sobbing and slowly losing that battle
<zombieninja> God.. I hope she's okay.. Shit, just let it out
<OFS> because this friend has meant so much to me over the past few months  that if she were to give up
<OFS> I would give up
<OFS> on love, happiness, freedom, the goodness of humanity, everything
<OFS> I would simply fold and withdraw into myself and the wall would go right the fuck back up
<DGNeree> OFS, why don't you go cry in the gutter somewhere?
<OFS> Emily would be driven away
<zombieninja> DGNeree: shut. the. fuck. up
<OFS> I'm afraid that if something has happened to this friend that all I've done, as far as I've come, it will all be meaningless
<OFS> never mind
<zombieninja> no
<OFS> none of you need my emo shit dumped on you
<zombieninja> no, keep going, if it helps
<OFS> it doesn't
<OFS> it never does
<zombieninja> well
<zombieninja> uh
* zombieninja hugs OFS
<zombieninja> not much but
<zombieninja> eh
<OFS> thanks
<OFS> I appreciate the sentiment
<zombieninja> Fuck, she better be okay
<OFS> but this is something I simply am going to have to fall apart over
<DGNeree> so... there will be no answer from Manticore i reckon..... ok
<OFS> and I will, as always, pull myself back together
* zombieninja donkey kicks DGNeree
<OFS> and go on with my life as I always have
<OFS> it's okay man he doesn't give a fuck
<OFS> not everyone has to give a fuck about me
<zombieninja> yeah
<zombieninja> ok
<OFS> I'm used to being disregarded
<zombieninja> still makes him a cunt
<OFS> it's... it hurts, but it's familiar
<OFS> so I don't care
<OFS> why the fuck am I opening up to uncyc
<zombieninja> ..good point
<zombieninja> ...Assuming no one better's available, PM if you wanna talk =/
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<DGNeree> zombieninja: shut the fuck uP yourself
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<ForestAngelJulie> i'm sick :(
<wolf> bummer
<ForestAngelJulie> sinus headache
<wolf> but you have fios, so life is good.
<ForestAngelJulie> with a fever
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<ForestAngelJulie> eh, but my house sucks for wireless so my internet crashes a lot
<wolf> bummer
<ForestAngelJulie> plus, ubuntu is bad for internet
<wolf> NOT TRUE!
<wolf> <3
<ForestAngelJulie> so fios doesn't really make that different
<ForestAngelJulie> that's what i was told
<ForestAngelJulie> that ubuntu is bad for internet
<wolf> they lie
<cycom> more than likely they're just bad at ubuntu
<wolf> yes
<ForestAngelJulie> how can you be bad at ubuntu?
<ForestAngelJulie> ubuntu is for people who are bad with debian
<wolf> stupid
<ForestAngelJulie> those are the people who told me that ubuntu is bad for internet
<ForestAngelJulie> the people with debian
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: 'durr, I eat the mouse and use my CD-Rom drive as a cup holder!'
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: debianers tend to be snobbish towards ubuntu
<ForestAngelJulie> lmao, i've never known anyone who uses the cd drive as a cup holder
<ForestAngelJulie> all linux users tend to be snobbish towards ubuntu
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: oh, I'm sure you know someone that tried it.
<ForestAngelJulie> i admit it; i'm an ubuntard
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: *shrug* I use debian and ubuntu
<ForestAngelJulie> i'm not the one who chose to install it
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: debian on my laptop, because it's ppc
<ForestAngelJulie> cycom: wait how's that possible?
<wolf> I'm a linux snob and I still dig ubuntu
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: and ubuntu on my server, because it works.
<ForestAngelJulie> so you're a linuxfag
<wolf> I'm also lazy and it does most things right to begin with.
<ForestAngelJulie> you use ubuntu at the office?
<cycom> me? yeah
<cycom> for data recovery.
<wolf> but, honestly, I prefer FreeBSD
<ForestAngelJulie> wow, NO ONE uses linux at the office except for micro center
<ForestAngelJulie> and they use the command line
<cycom> ForestAngelJulie: we have a lotta buncha linux servers too.
<wolf> at work?
<ForestAngelJulie> yeah
<ForestAngelJulie> at work
<wolf> I have a number of Linux servers.
<wolf> and a couple FreeBSD ones.
<ForestAngelJulie> that seems to be how it is
<ForestAngelJulie> linux users also use freebsd
<wolf> and a number of development versions of a Linux-based decoder.
<wolf> not really
<wolf> FreeBSD is uber-nerdy
<ForestAngelJulie> see, i know another guy who uses freebsd and linux
<wolf> Most people are in one of the two camps.
<cycom> wolf: meh. it's OK. OS X is the only bsd-ish os I use
<wolf> I'd say I'm more in the BSD camp, but I accept Linux.
<ForestAngelJulie> *reminds wolf that she doesn't know exactly what freebsd is except that it has to do with servers
<ForestAngelJulie> my half-brother uses debian and he loves it
<cycom> wolf: bsd ports annoy me.  portsnap? pkg_add? screw that.
<ForestAngelJulie> he went to using it after solaris
<wolf> real men use FreeBSD (and even manlier men use NetBSD or OpenBSD).
<ForestAngelJulie> and went to solaris after using osx
<ForestAngelJulie> we had this argument already
<cycom> wolf: pfft. real men use what gets the job done.
<ForestAngelJulie> and i thought we decided that real men use windows 3.1
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<ForestAngelJulie> *reminds cycom that she is ubuntarded
<wolf> yes, we do. :p
<Spang> Real men type binary straight into the processor
<ForestAngelJulie> um, i thought cycom just banned you
<ForestAngelJulie> Spang: that's what i mean
<ForestAngelJulie> windows 3.1
<wolf> Spang: Right.
<ForestAngelJulie> might as well be binary
<ForestAngelJulie> it's C
<zombieninja> ForestAngelJulie!
<wolf> Spang: That makes you a drag queen, doesn't it?
<ForestAngelJulie> zombie!
<ForestAngelJulie> i'm sick!
<ForestAngelJulie> wolf: lmao, qdb
<ForestAngelJulie> wolf: dave barry wrote about C
<Spang> That doesn't make sense
<ForestAngelJulie> and windows 3.1
<ForestAngelJulie> Spang: C=computer language
<ForestAngelJulie> like, C, C+, C++, C++ GUI
<Spang> Oh really, that's very interesting I did not know that
<ForestAngelJulie> O.O
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<Spang> So what's a computer then?
<ForestAngelJulie> wow, i'm ubuntarded and *I* even know that
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<Spang> Is cycom banned for a reason?
<ForestAngelJulie> hey! share!
<ForestAngelJulie> cycom was banned? not wolf?
<ForestAngelJulie> wolf: unban cycom
* wolf gives ForestAngelJulie a mushroom.
<ForestAngelJulie> he didn't do anything
<ForestAngelJulie> yay!
<ForestAngelJulie> i can be sick AND get high
<ForestAngelJulie> did anyone watch lil' bush tonight other than me?
<wolf> what is that?
<ForestAngelJulie> tv show on comedy central
<ForestAngelJulie> parody of bush
<wolf> I didn't watch anything.
<wolf> Shrub?
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<ForestAngelJulie> like what he would have been like as a child
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<ForestAngelJulie> thanks spang
<cycom> ;)
<wolf> that's been done for so long that it's no longer funny.
<ForestAngelJulie> no, the unique part is it's what he would have been like as a child
<ForestAngelJulie> and he has the administration with him too
<ForestAngelJulie> there's lil' condi
<ForestAngelJulie> lil' rummy (rumsfeld)
<ForestAngelJulie> lil' cheney
<ForestAngelJulie> lil' cheney's the best
<ForestAngelJulie> he just goes "rah rah rah rah rah"
<wolf> yeah, but ... the parody stuff for Shrub is really old.
<cycom> so anyhow, I use vista for my main laptop, XP for the second one, OS X on a third, and debian on the 4th, with ubuntu on the dual processor server box.
<wolf> they've been doing it for like almost a decade now.
<ForestAngelJulie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcShsBpB-fs
<wolf> ForestAngelJulie: Cheney is like 20-something years older than the rest of them.
<ForestAngelJulie> here's an episode
<ForestAngelJulie> kinda
<wolf> Cheney would be like a creepy later-20s or 30-year-old.
<ForestAngelJulie> that episode was like tony blair kept on saying "you fascinate me" to bush
<wolf> and condi would be an infant.
<ForestAngelJulie> yes i know logically it doesn't make sense
<cycom> Charlie Brown is half a century old. What of it?
<ForestAngelJulie>  but this is just hypothetically if they were all the same age
<cycom> I mean, sure, he's bald...
<wolf> cycom: I banned you because you're stupid.  You continue to prove your stupidity.
<wolf> to keep my sanity, I am going to take off.
<wolf> later
<ForestAngelJulie> oh this one's funny
<cycom> bye!
<ForestAngelJulie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG1NcpcJOkg
<zombieninja> Killing people with a jet of gas to the forehead, is smart
<ForestAngelJulie> see, the whole show is illogical
<Manticore> son of a bitch
<ForestAngelJulie> it's basically as if bush senior were the current president
<ForestAngelJulie> but he has the administration of bush junior
<ForestAngelJulie> the best part is jeb bush is fucking retarded
<ForestAngelJulie> he has a unibrow and is all like "dur, jeb fall down"
<ForestAngelJulie> so it's fucking awesome
<ForestAngelJulie> watch it NAO
<cycom> Manticore: where?!
<ForestAngelJulie> here i found an episode
<ForestAngelJulie> http://www.break.com/index/adventures_of_lil_george_bush.html
<ForestAngelJulie> they're really short
<ForestAngelJulie> like as long as beavis and butthead
<ForestAngelJulie> jeb rides the short bus
<ForestAngelJulie> oh and condi has the biggest crush on bush and does all his homework
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<ForestAngelJulie> lil' cheney is a rabid animal
<ForestAngelJulie> he like takes birds and bites their heads off and sucks their blood
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<zombieninja> I like doin that too
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<Spartan_777> ...
<Spang> Hello
<Spang> Or should I say Halo
<Spartan_777> Anyone know where HaloDude is?
<Spang>  -SeenServ- I last saw HaloDude (n=HaloDude@unaffiliated/halodude) 4m 41s ago, quiting: "Leaving"
<Spang> -
<Spartan_777> On which irc?
<Spang> This one?
<Spang> All of them?
<Spang> Dunno]
<Spartan_777> Oh...
<Spartan_777> Thanks.
<Manticore> honestly, stop that
<Manticore> #wikia and #uncyclopedia aren't sitting there waiting for you to come in and tell you where someone is
<Manticore> we aren't hiding him
<Spang> I am
<Manticore> son of a bitch!
<Spang> I my cellar
<Spang> I keep him next to the yeti
<Manticore> he likes the heat though!
<Spang> THe yeti is on fire
<Spartan_777> How do you become an operator?
<Manticore> who are you?
<Spartan_777> How do you become a team member?
* Spartan_777 
<Spang> Like in the matrix?
<Spartan_777> ?
<Spang> Experience in matrix code is a plus, but not essential as training will be given
<Spartan_777> O... K...?
<Spang> You might even get to meet Keanu Reeves
<Spartan_777> Who?
<Spang> Keanu Reeves!
<Spang> Only one of the greatest actors ever to live!
<Manticore> omg
<Manticore> u don't know Kianu?
<Manticore> Kianu Reefs!
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<Spartan_777> Oh... Ok.
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<Spartan_777> How do you become a team member?
<Spartan_777> OK.
<Spang> Al Pacino learned everything he knows from Keanu!
<Spartan_777> Oh.
<Spartan_777> But... how do you become a team member?
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<Manticore> team member where?
<Spartan_777> You.
<Manticore> right
<Spartan_777> How do you become a team member?
<Manticore> define team
<rvvs89> A team member... for what
<Spartan_777> The operators.
<Manticore> define operator
<rvvs89> That doesn't mean anything! D:
<Spang> Does /anything/ really mean anything?
<Spang> Really?
<Spartan_777> Manticore, Commander Tony, HaloDude.
<rvvs89> Isn't it amazing that you are alive at all?
 #halopedia-ops #halopedia-admins #halopedia 
 #halopedia-ops #halopedia-admins #halopedia 
<Manticore> you mean on #halopedia ?
<Spartan_777> Yeah.
<Spartan_777> How do you become a team member?
<Manticore> who are you?
* Spartan_777 
<Manticore> whatever
* rvvs89 
 #halopedia-ops #halopedia-admins #halopedia 
<Spang> I am in awe at my own existence
<Manticore> take this to #halopedia
<Spartan_777> The rules say not to give out personal info.
<Spartan_777> Ok.
* rvvs89 thinks you should l2irc
<Spartan_777> Bye.
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<rvvs89> I see
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<Manticore> FU
<Manticore> I want my context back
<rvvs89> You killed it! D:
<cycom> it's dead, Jim.
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<Olipro> hey DaBlade
* Olipro lols
<zombieninja> The pie is better than my face
<Mitch_1_2> Mmm...heroine...
<Olipro> no Mitch_1_2
<Olipro> the heroine won't shag you
<Olipro> ever
<Mitch_1_2> Damn.
<Olipro> you know
<Olipro> I was contemplating
<zombieninja> but you can sell it then use the money for some hookers
<Olipro> what *good* stuff comes out of Australia
<Olipro> because I can only think of shit
<Olipro> Fosters... Neighbours... Home & Away
<Manticore> FU @ H&A
<Spang> Hot australian chicks
<Mitch_1_2> Watching Fosters sucks.
<Olipro> with saggy tits
<Manticore> Jennifer Hawkins or whatever
<Spang> Anyway, sleep time
<Spang> Later!
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<Olipro> O_o
<Olipro> I feel sorry for his parents
<Manticore> I'd sleep with his parents
<Olipro> other people's parents do
<Mitch_1_2> They call it a "Spangers' club".
<Olipro> oh good one
<Olipro> Spanging the monkey
<Olipro> Manticore: do you live in a dorm?
<Manticore> nah
<Olipro> "I have my own private quarters in which to masturbate"
<DGNeree> bye people. have fun and don't do anything i wouldn't do
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<Mitch_1_2> Yeah, but I wanted to have fun.
<Olipro> like pay prostitutes for sex because you're a sad, sad man?

LOL @ Olipro.