User:Mannyjr95

Oswald is a loving blue octopus that is worshiped in the hearts and minds of children. But Oswald ad other agendas than to entertain idiots, I mean average people, I MEAN children. Oswald was actually a Russian spy sent by Stalin to kill President John F. Kennedy. Stalin hated Kennedy because he was the only president that actually knew what he was doing. He was worried that he would stop him from forcing Cuba to nuke Florida, or something like that. So he had to pick an agent that wouldn't raise American suspicion. So, he picked the most innocent looking one, compared to the rest. After he asked KGB to torture his family very brutally until Oswald agreed without hesitation. KGB kindly left his family with "minimal" injuries (compared to what they've done to other people), to Oswald luck, he had no other choice and could not refuse or else....