User:Man Waffle
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Everything you need to know[edit | edit source]
His father was a waffle and his mother was a man.
Everything you don't need to know but I'll tell you anyway[edit | edit source]
- His favorite color is orange.
- If you want to get all technical, the brand he is from is Eggo.
- His catchphrase is "serving justice.....AND breakfast" (it's great I know)
- If he was stuck on a deserted island and he could only bring one thing, he would bring a toaster. You may think it's because he is a waffle and everything, but no, he wold just want to toss it into the ocean and kill all the sealife.
- He sometimes doesn't think things all the way through. For example, when choosing what he would bring to a deserted island, he neglected the fact that there are no electrical outlets, and thus tossing a toaster into the ocean when it's not plugged in wouldn't kill anything except for the shark who blindly swallows it and chokes to death.
- He is currently single.
Everything you would be better off NOT knowing but I'll tell you anyway[edit | edit source]
- His genitals are indeed made of waffles
- He is indeed edible
- He would like it if you didn't connect the dots on those last two points
- If he were to stand out in the rain for a long enough amount of time, he would get soggy and fall to the ground in a dead mushy (but still edible) pile.