User:Man Waffle

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Everything you need to know[edit | edit source]

His father was a waffle and his mother was a man.

Everything you don't need to know but I'll tell you anyway[edit | edit source]

  • His favorite color is orange.
The color orange, in case you forgot what it looks like.
  • If you want to get all technical, the brand he is from is Eggo.
  • His catchphrase is "serving justice.....AND breakfast" (it's great I know)
  • If he was stuck on a deserted island and he could only bring one thing, he would bring a toaster. You may think it's because he is a waffle and everything, but no, he wold just want to toss it into the ocean and kill all the sealife.
  • He sometimes doesn't think things all the way through. For example, when choosing what he would bring to a deserted island, he neglected the fact that there are no electrical outlets, and thus tossing a toaster into the ocean when it's not plugged in wouldn't kill anything except for the shark who blindly swallows it and chokes to death.
  • He is currently single.


Everything you would be better off NOT knowing but I'll tell you anyway[edit | edit source]

  • His genitals are indeed made of waffles
  • He is indeed edible
  • He would like it if you didn't connect the dots on those last two points
  • If he were to stand out in the rain for a long enough amount of time, he would get soggy and fall to the ground in a dead mushy (but still edible) pile.