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A herpes infected scholar has not the


personality, freeness or bowels to know that
GENE RAY is the discoverer of Nature's
Harmonic Simultaneus 4-day TIME CUBE.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Your mental ability to comprehend the coolest


dude in existence has been immobilized by the evil
academic singularity bastard jerks created by GREENWICH MEAN TIME to


excradite your skillz to ponder contrary/good.

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The half of Gene seen from the


other side cannot exist
without the opposite half seen
from his base on the moon...
existing as BASE PAIR GENES.

Singularity Gene impossible.

Creation of Gene occurs between 2 stupids.


You're too singularity to know contrary creation.
1 Gene-Day singularity dooms Opposite opposites.
1 Gene-God singularity dooms Opposite similarities.


Opposite GeneRay dooms human stupid educated.

There's no human thingy, only vertex Genes,


spinning about life's 4 corner stage metamorphosis.
4 corner GeneRay has 1 corner Gene, 4 face
GENEs.

Not a crackpot[edit | edit source]

Gene is not a crackpot,


and has the moxy, mojo, and bollocks to know that
academia is a self-pleasuring ancestoral bird-construct,
killing off dinosaurs with excessive
masturbation and evolutionary dead ends.
Singularity sisterhood so pwns you,
destroying your ability to think,
just like history's wisest and greatest thinker, Gene Ray.

External links[edit | edit source]

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