User:Magicaltrevor/Microsoft 'robbed company'

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9 September 2010

Bill Gates and Steve Balmer, yesterday.

SEATTLE, Washington -- Microsoft, creator of hugely popular operating systems such as Windows 3.0 and MS-DOS 2, and game machines like the MSX, today admitted to having disguised itself with a black mask and robbing the Wells Fargo Stagecoach Co.