User:MagicBus/Decembruary
Decembruary is the time between "December 31st" and "January 1st." The calendar says the Decembruary has a total of 29 days in it and has an official holiday, Eat Ice Cream Day.
What The Mayans Believe[edit | edit source]
The mayans don't believe in Decembruary. They do believe in zombies, ghosts and stuff that don't move. However, the Mayans aren't real to us Americans (or whatever country you live in). If you believe in what the Mayans do then you don't exist. Wait... I thought this article was suppose to be about Decembruary! Well, it is!
What We Believe[edit | edit source]
Have you looked at your calendar lately? Well, you've probably notice that not there is no Decembruary, but the latest newest calendars provide us that America has added Decembruary as an official month. Can you believe it? Other countries, including Spain, Britian and Australia have confirmed a Decembruary month. However, all those poor countries have no idea what a month is so they can't add Decembruary as an "official" month yet. They still have to find the month of July
When Is It Celebrated?[edit | edit source]
This is a common question asked by many. The answer is the first day in Decembruary (which means the Decembruary 1st, for those with less mathematical knowledge). However, you can celebrate it whenever the hell you want! Chuck Norris celebrates it every single day because Chuck loves to party. He just can't get enough of it.
It's celebration time![edit | edit source]
Grab your cookies and something to drink because it's time to party! It's Decembruary!
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