User:Madclaw/sandbox

Uh..help?

I will help tree!

My Jimbo sense it buzzing, I smell an opportunity here.

I will buy the tree, with your...I mean my...no I mean "our" money!!

NO! tree belongs to all of us!

Uhm...Yes thats what I meant, I will buy the tree with the donations people make to Wikipedia, that way it will be everyone's tree and I will be the chairmain of the tree's board, have you donated to Wikipedia yet?

Dude, Russian government gives me allowance of 100 rubles a month.

Well I'll make an exception for you, a hundred rubles each month will just about cover your end of the tree.

Gentremen gentremen, I say we nuke the tlee!

I agree, but only if the tree is in Israel, it's that way right over there.

If I may interrupt, I just would like to say that there are no trees in Bagdad!

Yeh yeah, tark to the hand cuz the face it aint ristening.

Dear Jesus, could you please strike me down with lightning and make sure I fall on these douchebags? Thanks in advance.